Any car that COMES with a flower vase is doomed from the start. Might as well slather yourself with lavender oil and watch them shrink…
How about a pair of truck nutz?
Ground effects, rims, wing, stripes…
oh, wait…
it’s still a beetle. 
If anyone’s laughing as he stops beside them at a light,
he can get out, walk over and
BAM !
’‘SLUG BUG !’'
right on their arm
That’ll make 'em see masculine !
We have a local guy with an old air-cooled Beetle chassis with a '41 Ford hood and '41-styled fenders& grlll fitted to match, with the back chopped off and a wooden stakebed with duallies under it. It looks really cool. He says he routinely gets offers to buy it. The body is painedt copper color.
Anything but the Carstash.