What is the least informative question possible?

Maintenance/Repairs
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Probably one of the oddest ones I’ve ever gotten was written on a repair order once and I was left to try and decipher it all out. It stated:

“Car will not start when driven as far as Dallas”.

Since this was OK City and Big D is 200 miles away I had to ask the service writer for some interpretation and that was an exercise in futility also.

82

In the early 80’s I remember a guy coming into our shop and said

guy: " I needs one of those under the counter things".

After several minutes of ciphering, cross examination and painful expressions it turns out he needed a catalytic converter.

83

I have that image and have been reading BOFH for years. Lol