Trying to remember one of two silly jokes


#1

On the show for the week of 7/11/2009 Click & Clack told two jokes in a row. One had the punch line “there’s no plate like chrome for the hollindaise” but I can’t remember the other one. Can you remember?


#2

Was it the joke with the punch line, “That’s a Hickory Daiquiri, Doc”?


#3

Thank you SO MUCH!


#4

I remember that particular joke because I have been telling it for…maybe the last 45 years.

I’ve got a million of 'em!


#5

It’s a good one. I was at an impromptu visit with friends last evening and I said I had heard two funny (G-rated jokes) and the one you helped me with had slipped out of my mind. I had already listened to and deleted that “Car Talk” episode from my MP3 player. If I had only remembered “hickory”…I used to live on Hickory Lane!
Senior moment I guess. Thanks again for your help.

Best regards

Bob in New Hampshire.


#6

And don’t forget the even worse “The koala tea of Mercy is not strained”.


#7

Yes, thank you too!

Here’s one…What’s proper English?..Egg yolks is white or egg yolks are white?

(answer…Neither!..egg yolks are YELLOW!