I think your vast audience would like to see – hear – a contest between you and Watson, the new Jeopardy champion.
Listeners call in with their car symptoms, you and Watson diagnose and suggest the needed repair.
Watson shall insert off-topic banter, riffs about ex-wives, mother-in-laws, teenagers, …, etc.
Listeners will rate these attempts at humor as well.
Watson needed 3,000 parallel computers to compete in Jeopardy. It is my considered opinion that half a computer would suffice to compete against you two.
Let the contest begin!