Stuff dishonest car dealers used to put in the oil of worn out engines?

The sawdust and banana peels seems to be more for rear ends that are howling

Put it in, and if it’s quiet long enough to sell the POS, mission accomplished

That’s what I hear, anyways

I think I would have trouble sleeping if I pulled a fast one on somebody, like that

What’s scary is that some of the guys that tell these stories, the way they smile, their eyes glaze over, and they laugh, it makes you think they’re the ones that were doing it. And maybe they wish they could still get away with it