My Saab believes that it is alive and turns on all kinds of electrical things when the car is off and the key is out of the ignition. For a while, I was able to bypass the craziness by removing the fuse for my hazard lights (which would blink until my battery drained when the car is off. ~NOTE: No, I did NOT accidentally turn ON the hazard lights, the car just thinks that I did. They blink with the harzards turned on, or off. They just blink… period. The car loves to wink her pretty eyes at all the neighbors all night long!)
TODAY!!! HA! What news! Now, she has learned how to wink at the neighbor’s even after I’ve pulled the fuse out! HOW DO I STOP MY SAAB’S SILLINESS?
Special note of interest: All of the electrical problems I’m seeing today began after a loose A/C hose flooded 4-6 inches of water into the floorboard of my car.