Premonition


#1

After listening to and enjoying this weeks show, I took a load of trash to the dump. I went to put one foot on the edge of the dumpster while the other foot was on the tailgate in order to dump the barrel when I missed to edge of the dumpster.



As I lay on the ground with a lot of pain in my right wrist, I thought of Donna. I asked Nurse Kratchet at the ER if she could hollow out the palm of my cast so I could shift my car, she responded that “you shouldn’t call someone names when they are in a position to cause you great pain.”



They gave me meds so I’m feeling much better now. She didn’t hollow out the palm of my cast either.


#2

So, you are shiftless and on pain meds.


#3

Yeah man


#4

Bummer. Now you’ll have to duct tape your cast to the shifter.


#5

Wow, good idea. Why didn’t I think of that?


#6

You need to watch more Red Green during your recuperation…