Thou shalt not pass gas in your mothers car.
Thou Shalt Not;
Shave with Floating Heads cordless shaver while picking spinach outta teeth while sipping decaf mocha hazelnut ammachiado espresso while eating marshmallow/ asparagus quiche while talking on cell phone while turning left onto ANY road.
Amen and A-Women!!
Thou shall not speed up to make through yellow lights.
I should amend my last commandment to say: Thou should not speed up to make it through the yellow light from afar. Only speed up to make it though a stale green when thou is in the intersection."
Steve
Thou shalt not read a book, magazine, etc. and drive at the same time.
Only the convertible will be topless, not the driver unless you’re Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, or Elizabeth Banks.
Thou shalt not roadrage-tailgate cars driving in the left-hand lane, and thou shalt not ignore the fact that highways often have left-hand exits.
Thy shall only fart in thy car when thy are the only soul in thy car,lest thy passengers fart first.
Thou shall not assume that a classic car that is driven my a woman-when Lady is on the plate-has been built by a man.
Thou Shall not merge or turn without using thy turn signals.
Thou shall not use the turning lane to pass a row of cars because thou wish to go faster.
Thou shall not go warp speed in the far right lane of the highway.
Thou shall not zippeth in front of me either!
Remember the speed limit and keep it holy. And remember that the speed limit is the MAXIMUM, not the MINIMUM speed to traverse.
Thou shalt not tailgate the two-wheeled conveyance known as a motocycle, for blood is corrosive to modern automobile paint and matted hair will surely constrict the airflow through the radiator. This applies as well to the manually-powered version, the bicycle.
A true prophet is he who stareth not at his hood ornament but beholdeth the orange signs and flashing arrows to be seen in their righteous glory for many thousand yards giving ample warning to getteth your asseth over.
Thy days shall not be long upon this Earth; the prophet foretells one who walks through the valley of Death shall blow thee away. Thine own tombstone shall be chiseled with these words: “Here lies Troubleshooter, stiff-necked as any Caananite. Troubleshooter met Trouble. Trouble shot Troubleshooter. ‘Give it a rest,’ saith Trouble. ‘But…I’m right,’ gasped Troubleshooter. ‘Dead right,’ agreeth Trouble.” And all the people shall say Amen.
If thou chooseth to ride a motorcycle, thou shalt not remove the muffler, neither shalt thou maketh a spectacle of revving thy engine whilst awaiting the green light, neither shalt thou use the roads of Ceasar as a race track lest ye be cast into jail to wail and gnash thy teeth.
Thou shall not tailgate under any conditions!
because it’s illegal, and can cause an accident. The solid line is there for a reason.
huh?
Thou shalt not tailgate period!
huh? what does this mean?