“Car Watch”… You know, like Bay Watch… You LISTEN to radio, but WATCH TV… Oh, wait; then the radio show would have to be called “Car Listen”… No, that won’t work… How about “Car Show”… Like you TALK on a radio, but SHOW something on TV… Or… Hey, I like “Our Lousy TV Show” better, too.
Keep it simple - “Tappet Brothers Garage” or “Tap-It Brothers Garage”
or, for the more slightly twisted minds: “Automotive Mayhem starring the Tappet Brothers”
How about, “The Unclutchables”?
“Suspended Animation”?
“Monkey Wrenchers”
“Look What the Wrecker Dragged In”
“Dashknobs and Valve Ticks”
More to come!!
Best of Luck, Tom and Ray! We love your show.
Boston Street Legal
Do Nothing Like My Brother
Family of Cranks
Automotive Tools
Children of a Lesser Dodge
There’s your Trouble.
Not Today You’re Not.
Tow Guys from Italy
Family Linkage
Missing Linkage
Clutch Situations
Manifolds about Town
Clutch Brothers
Clutch me or I’ll Choke you.
Auto e-Motive Fixiation
Timing is Everything
Belt Brothers
Bumper Brothers
Fool Injection
Insufficient Spark
Brake Time
Smog Checks and Balances (Representatives and Judges up on the lift) Souter as a Studebaker, Ted Kennedy as an Edsel…arguing side by side during a lube job.
I gots all kinds of Ideas. 
More later. 
Here are mine:
Rustin? & Rattlin?
Rattlin? & Rustin?
House of Hoopties
Beater Brigade
Hooptie Heaven
Check the Gas and Fill Up the Oill?.
Rust Ranch
The Rattle Trap
Rust Bucket Brigade
Rust Bucket Brothers
Rust Bucket Brotherhood
The Klunker Kabal
The Klunker Klub
The Klunker Klique
Klassic Klunker Klub
?Til the Wheels Fall Off
Four-Sixty Air Conditioning
Blue Smoke Express
A Ford with Lock Washers
Made for going, not for stopping
Alternators, Radiators, Regulators, and Carburetors
Your Mileage May Vary
Rolling Wrecks
Flathead Mechanics
Headlight Fluid and Muffler Belts
It Was Making That Noise Yesterday?.
Beater Brotherhood
Gas Hogs Unanimous
Pump It Twice and Try It Again?
Running on Fumes
Running on Vapors
Loose Nuts Behind the Wheel
Bolts That You Can?t Get To
Nuts That You Can?t Get To.
Torqued Off
Junkers & Jalopies
The Rest Belt
The Pauper?s Cadillac
Grinding Gears
Grinding Gearheads
Blow By
Irrigated Tires
Jump Start
Loose Screws
Loose Screws Turn on You
Bubblegum & Duct Tape
My Doohickey Done Broke
Klunkers & Junkers
or
Junkers & Klunkers
Thanks Dan, you made me laugh out loud.
big red
Motor Mouths
Cart Talk Karma
Hows about this?
“Click & Clack’s Lousy Show”
I’m not good with names, hell I can’t even keep the 2 of you straight (who is tom and who is ray).
CLICK and CLACK'S AUTO CLINICI’m going to second the following:
Idiot Lights
Car Tune
Car Talk 2-D
And add my own: LOW IDLE
Remember - It has to fit into those tiny boxes on the TV guide!
Well, Finally I found the place to respond to this. “Click Clack Kaboom” because when the two of you get together, something’s got to give.
Thanks, Josh Bacon
“As the Wrench Turns” is a great name, very catchy, but how does the one-man SAAB auto body shop right here in Flagstaff, AZ feel about you guys using his namesake?
Jon
Depending on the story line: your characters playing mechanics in a shop? or playing your “real-life” selves as radio show foils? Either way, some ideas for both:
WDMV: Car Talk Radio, [Boston, 420 FM - just kidding]
Car Talk: “As Seen on TV”
Grime Time with the Tappet Brothers*
Car Talk on Harvard* [the little number 2 here for “squared”, couldn’t find the symbol]
Loco Motors with Click and Clack
Squeaky Wheels with Click and Clack*
Click and Clack*: Partners in Grime
Click and Clack*: Lost in Boston
Blowing Smoke with the Tappet Brothers*
Air Bags with Click and Clack*
*“Click and Clack” & “Tappet Brothers” can either be substituted, added to each other, or left as is
Love your lousy show, whether animated or not.
How about… Drive Me Crazy
Carmudgeonly Carisma of Click and Clack
“Don’t Drive Like My Brother”
derbbre- Your suggestion is number 306 on the list. I thought we were finally past this. If I see “DON’T DRIVE
LIKE MY BROTHER”(307), one more time, I’m going to crawl behind the couch with the cat and hack up a hairball.
Good Luck with your suggestion. Honk if your horn is broken. big red.