Howsabout…
Dual Over-Head Chumps
or
Chump and Chumper
Hey it’s just like a Desoto it’s sucking a lemon. What about CAR DRAW, Mechanic Art, I like CARtoon TALK also.
How about “Twisted Wrenches”
I have loved your show ever since I heard the call from the woman who wanted a car that could carry her and her husband’s skis to the slopes, her mom (and her wheelchair) and other sundry items. You suggested a minivan, but she noted she was considering a Jaguar, because anything else "didn’t fit their image of themselves! I still love trying to beat you guys to the punch in guessing the repair needed when you talk to callers. (There is a basis for a gameshow in that I think) Anyway, good luck with the car-toon.
Alan
Tom & Ray Show-n-tell- the tell all show. the palce to get some cheap laughs, questionable advice (unless your can think a little), and more car/people stories like candid camera, America’s Funniest Videos. Your lousy TV show could have some elements of the Jerry Springer surprises and the Jerry Stienfield stories about nothing. Ya’ll already have enough material for at least two shows, maybe PBS will have mercy on us and cancel your lousy TV show. Even if you become the second most poplar PBS production behind Wierd Science thats not to bad.
OR
Tom and Ray’s Lousy TV Show - Simple tells who’s show and expect it to be a lousy one but funny.
Stumped Chumps- a couple of over achiving monkey mechanics get a lousy TV show, what a great country.
A show about the nuts and bolts of life, how to keep your tie rods connects, tools covered and other profound and meaninful things. You might have Dr. Red Green in for guest appearances and other notables
that might add some flare, flames and funny to your lousy TV show.
The Loose Screw and the Nut Tight Show. A murder mystery talk show kind of a show.
Loose Screw and Nut Tight Show. Ya’ll figure that one out.
I would hope you would consider the appropriate fee for the wining name for the show could be
a 1969 GTO or LeMans Convertiable, just a thought.
Oh, How about: The Twenty dollar show. maybe not.
Our Fair City- Our Fair City has millions or a few hundred stories that can only be told on a dark night in the ACME Building, where two guys try to make sense out of this crazy world. Our fair City
where the innocence are frivilously accused, tried and convicted right here in Harvard Square. Harvard Square the crossroads of Our Fair City, if it is happening Tom and Ray are behind it or at least know where to get
the donuts for the happening. Lear lifes little dirty secrets from these guys and you can laugh yourself into a comma and feel no further pain. etc.
My suggestion for PBS?s new Cat Talk show:
Boston Idle
Ok, you could also call it:
Cambridge Idle, but I think that ?BL? has a better sound. Plus it leads to the all sorts of fun comments as to why ?Boston Idle? is in Cambridge. Things like ?Are all Kentucky Fried Chicken?s only in Kentucky?? and:
?You see that Boston Market down the street? It?s not in Boston either.?
You get the idea.
Good luck with the show!
-Lion
Love , love, love your show-I listen evry Saturday while driving yes thats right-I deliver the “snail mail” every weekend and your show never fails to make me laugh or help pass the time! A suggestion for the cartoon show–only this could fit the bill–" Clock and Cluck - The Chuck it Brothers"
or maybe the new name for your current show??? Just a thought- Keep up the “good” work. Kim in PA
The Car Whisperers
In honor of your perpetually funny “Stump the Chumps,” may I humbly suggest “Fat Chance Garage”?
In honor of the cars that never get fixed, how about “Hotel California”
Even Better “Garage California”
How about “Cartalkalypse Now” (think “Apocalypse Now”)?
The Dipstick Diaries
or
Hack and Zak: The Czars of Cars
How about…" Lugnuts "
It has to be “Knuckleheads.” Julie G.
How about “Click and Clack: Unincumbered by the thought process”
how about “30 perfectly good minutes”
Have you mechanics ever considered some auto body counterparts such as:
Fender and Bender: The Body Shop Brothers?
klickety klack
Two Cents and Nonsense: Car Psychiatrists
Click&Clack’s
Fifth Gear,No Fear Garage (or Click&Clack’s No Fear Garage)
Patriczia Petrus, author
SEND LITE TO EVERY FEAR
(in which I mention your ‘lousy’ Cartalk show, lightly. Love ya.)
www.sendlite.com