Moron Garage
It seems to me that your new cartoon selves should be known as âThe Tappet Brothersâ. Those who know will know who you are and the name is ready-made.
Cranky Shafts and Lugginâ Nuts!
My suggestion for the new show is: âDonât drive like my brother! (Tales from the undercarriage).â
Our Lousy Tv Show
- Driving Us Nuts
- Wrenching News
- Gassed Out and Tired
- Over The Yellow Line
Pahk yah cah in Hahvahd Yahd
Donât Drive Like My Brotha! (Donât Drive Like My Brother!)
-Al Porter
Street Nuts; Meet the Wheel Nuts; Nut Jobs; Two Loose Nuts; Wheely Cranky Nuts; Wheely Nuts; Wheel Nutz; Wheely DipStix;
PBS presents âCarmenâ
When people visit a mechanic they always want him to find a squeak, and since click and clack are always squawking, I suggest âThereâs 2 squawks under the hoodâ.
How about Hippy Dippy Car Guys
Lug Nuts
'Dose Car Bros
Misery Loves Company
No Redeeming Value
Certain Failure
Found Wanting
Running On Empty
No Brainer
Fun Bros. Auto
Enough Already
Buckle Up
âThis Old Carcassâ
How about
Car Fun With Click & Clack
Fun with Click & Clack
Car Talkinâ
My suggestion for the new car talk show is:
âNutsâ and Bolts.
(Nuts, obviously, refers to Tom and Ray)
I would like to name the new show âMotor Mouthsâ.
âWorst Idea for TV Show EVERâ
The name of the new television is âIt Goes Like ThisâŠâ. Written into the scripts are small parts for various guests making car noises to describe their car problems. Please contact me with the particulars of my guest appearance. Thank you, CEB