I laugh so hard every time I hear the “And Even Though… this is NPR”. I’d buy a compilation of all of those wonderful, self-deprecating statements.
For example, “And even though Chimpanzees say ‘no way we share 96% of our genetic code with those two’ whenever they hear us say it: This is NPR”.
Or, “And even though 2 villages exclaim, ‘we’ve found our missing idiots’ whenever they hear us say it: This is NPR”.
Anybody else interested?