hey hey hey… easy on the dodgeabishi!
I don t know if I ve told this story here or not, I m not exactly proud of it…
but I had a dodge colt once, 87 or 88, in about 1996, I m still not sure if I liked it or not.
any way, lets start with the bad, shortly after I got the colt, the front seal went, then a cv joint, then the left front brake line, then the right front brake caliper locked up. then the rear brakes went. all in a year and a half.
now the good part and the part I m not so proud of. the car kept going even though the only thing I fixed was the cv joint, with some help from a good friend who held the tranny on his chest for a half hour while we fought to get it back in…, thanks joey.
I was a single dad then, and had been laid off and was a long time catching back up on bills. I was broke. I m broke now, but then I was scary homeless broke.
so that little colt would only hold oil if I kept it two quarts low, anymore would just pour out the front seal, it kept going. first I kinked off one front brake line, then I removed the other caliper and kinked off the line, then the back brakes went. the colt kept going. I stopped for two months with the e brake and touching the pedal for brake lights.
oh yeah, someone stole my keys and I hotwired it too for the last couple months.
with all these problems that little colt still took me through 10 inches of snow , creating a path as it went because of its low clearance, about two miles to my new job one winter morning before the plows had done their job.
when I finally bought my first 75 supercab, I called a salvage yard from work and agreed to sell it for 75 bucks, the guy asked if it ran , I said yeah, so he wanted to drive back to his yard (about a mile or so) instead of towing it, he showed up at lunch and after getting the check and signing the title over, I said oh by the way. you have to stop with the e brake, you d better stop for gas, and let me hot wire it for you real quick.
he took it very well, and I think he even admired that someone had finally got the better of him for a change. he left smiling anyway.