Battery dies only when I try to start the car

Please allow me to echo what mcparadise stated. All of the accessories that you mentioned consume FAR less amperage than the starter motor. Trust me–most batteries that are incapable of turning the starter motor will allow lights, horn, etc to function.

As was said, if this is the original battery, it is OVERDUE for replacement. In fact, by using the original battery for too long, it is possible to damage your expensive alternator.