Missing wife, missing truck

For a few chuckles…

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home !

Officer: Age?

Husband: I’m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don’t do birthdays .

Officer: Height?

Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

OFFICER : Weight?

Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

OFFICER : Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

OFFICER : Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

OFFICER : What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.

OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?

Husband : A 2017, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 , with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine, ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Towing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up.

OFFICER : Take it easy sir, We’ll find your truck.


Hope she did not take his dog as well that is just as bad as taking the truck.

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here’s the classic Tom and Ray tale


Ya ha ha. I had to bookmark that one but I wasn’t sure what folder to put it in. Couldn’t decide if it fit better in the beer or the hunting folder.

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My boss met wife #3 at diner when he was 60 yrs old… She was his waitress. I told him it should be easy to find a rich widow. He did not listen to me.


Maybe that’s not what he was looking for.