Hit a Deer

Yeah that’s a little known fact about deer. Since so many of their brothers and sisters have found their heads mounted on the den walls of hunters, they like to take a memento whenever they can.

I’ve seen deer get up and run away lots of times, but I’ve seen more of them dead at the scene. The law enforcement agencies around here have a list of people to call who will come and take fresh deer off of the highway. Of course it’s offered to the motorist who hit it first, regardless of whether it’s in season or not.

Did you know that you can tell that you are an Ohioan if you know more than one person who has hit more than one deer? Those dang things propagate like rats with antlers.

Let the flames begin…