Now, the thing is, it seems to me that if the spark plug was making contact with the piston, regardless of how minimal that contact is, that I’d have ejected that spark plug within minutes of starting the car. It sure seems that way. May not be true, but seems fairly likely. I’ve had the engine to 6,000 rpm several times already; that’s a LOT of stress to put on spark plug threads, even with extremely light contact.
My biggest fear with pulling that plug is that the shop didn’t do the helicoil right, and if I can remove that plug successfully, it’ll be a big surprise. But in that case, wouldn’t I just take it back to the original mechanic (on a tow truck, of course) and tell them what happened?
If I were to pull that plug and run it for 30 seconds with the plug out, to evacuate debris (if there is any), what are the risks? The amount of fuel that goes in on each stroke seems minimal to me, but I’d probably have a fire extinguisher on hand, just to be safe. And I should do it in an open area, and stay away from the line of fire, as it were. Can I somehow disconnect that injector electrically so that no fuel goes into the cylinder when I have the plug out?
What else? How much time is enough? Should I rev it, or just let it idle?
Now, the shop that did this job thinks I should put in a wrecking yard engine and then just get rid of the car. I can get a replacement engine, with 57k miles on it, delivered, for $900. It’s a 10 hour install. Four month guarantee. Of all the options presented so far, I think that has some real appeal.