Extra paint protection option?

“Oh–when you push that button, it makes the car heavier!”

If that means that when I press the button my mother-in-law all of a sudden appears in the back seat…I surely don’t want that option.

VDC, I dunno why I keep thinking it was OK that told that story, but I do remember it; just one of those stories I guess. Like the tale of the BMW worker who tore down a brand new 7 series to the bare frame to diagnose a problem, only to have them say ‘don’t bother, we gave them a new car’ right after he finished putting the car back together.