Just wanted to give everyone a quick update in case you’re interested. I think I’m in a better position now than I was this morning. Long story short, I called the service department and decided to play the “ignorant” card. I asked the service advisor what happened, and followed-up every answer she gave with “what do you mean?” or “how does that happen?” or “what’s a bearing?” and so on. It’s annoying, yes, but it can also be effective, as it doesn’t allow them to just throw out a few “technical terms” and act like everything has been cleared up.
Sure enough, she was running out of answers and decided to pass the phone to their head technician, whom she described as a “Hyundai expert”. I did the same thing with him, but I started from square one (“what happened with the engine?”). He told me the exact opposite of what the service advisor had just told me. When I called him out on it, he started to backpedal. The final story he gave, which is what I got from the service advisor, was that parts just “go bad” and fail after a while, and that it is not uncommon for it to happen out of the blue.
Here’s where it gets better, because I told him I was very skeptical of this, especially since I hadn’t noticed anything wrong with the vehicle and his own mechanics had given it a clean bill of health. Now, he started giving me examples of how this happens all the time – with no warning. Except, in so doing, he inadvertently insulted his own service department and the entire Hyundai brand. I’ll leave out the details for now, but the way he was going on it sounded like simply driving a brand new Hyundai off the lot would be enough to have a major breakdown. I of course wrote down everything he was saying as he was saying it. At this point I figured I had all I needed. I don’t think they’ll pay for damages to my vehicle, but at the very least I think I can get a refund for all the work done.
He transferred me back to the service advisor, who gave me the number to the service manager for the area’s dealerships. Before I hung up she told me that he was in meetings all day and that not even she could get a hold of him, so I should call him tomorrow. I translated that as, he has no idea what’s going on so we need time to call him up and give him a story. So, of course, I called him as soon as I got off the phone with her. I guess his meetings were done early because he answered on the first ring. I told him I was having serious problems with the service department at [local] Hyundai, and that at the very least I expected a refund for recent work done. Based on his reaction this was the first he was hearing of this. He said he would call back (of course he did not), so I’ll be in touch with him again tomorrow morning.
I’m hoping they’ll refund my money and let me go on my way, but if not, I’ll be sure to tell him the various gems that his own head tech told me about his dealership and the Hyundai brand. Hopefully that’ll be motivation enough.