Dear Tom and Ray,
I’m writing to tell you about my friend, a retired machinist and lifelong gearhead who didn’t think much of your show…until today.
But first, a little background. Last Saturday morning we were on a long drive together. When 11:00 rolled around, I tuned in faithfully, as I do every weekend. My friend began to disparage your show as lacking any useful information, but I defended you staunchly, and maintained that I had learned many useful things from your show over the years. When it came time for the puzzler, the puzzle was about a Land Rover (or some such vechicle) in Africa (or some such remote place) from which one of the brake calipers had fallen off. The bolts were missing, and thus the caliper could not be reattached. As I recall it, the problem was solved by a local native and a shoestring. Aha! I said to my friend. I bet that native clamped that brake assembly around a suspension part, such as a tie rod end, and tied it in place with the shoelace. Clamping the brake around a suspension part would prevent the caliper from falling out, and would provide the resistance necessary to allow the other brakes to function normally. My gearhead friend agreed that, yes, that’s probably what the native did, and he had to admit, that was a pretty clever solution to a serious problem.
Now, fast forward to today, as I helped my friend try to replace the brake pads on one of his rear wheels. When we got the brake caliper off, we were unable to push the piston back into its cylinder. It wouldn’t budge. No amount of force we could apply would budge the piston, and therefore we could not install the new brake pads. The dilemma was further compounded by the fact that the old brake pads were so worn that they had been chewing up the rotor. Therefore we did not want to install the old pads and put the caliper back on the wheel as it had been before. But we couldn’t just leave the brake caliper hanging there until my friend could buy a new caliper and complete the repair.
Or, could we!!! In a flash, we remembered the native man with the shoelace. Aha!..we said, let’s jam a pair of brake pads into the caliper to keep the piston from falling out, and tie the caliper onto the rear suspension. We found that one new brake pad plus one old worn one were the perfect thickness combined to jam into the brake caliper, which we accomplished with the aid of a hammer. And with some zip ties from my tool bag, we wired the caliper firmly onto the rear stabilizer (at least, that’s what I think it was!).
Now, granted, our solution was not EXACTLY the same as the native man’s. We used zip ties instead of our shoelaces, and we used a couple of brake pads to jam into the caliper, instead of clamping it directly onto a suspension component.
Nevertheless, my friend and formed Car Talk skeptic was forced to admit that HE ACTUALLY LEARNED SOMETHING USEFUL from your show, and I will never again be forced to tolerate another one of his anti-Car Talk rants, ever again!!!
Appreciatively,
Jesse S.
Norwood, MA
PS—attached is a cell phone picture of our makeshift repair, to prove that we actually did it!