Becoming Eccentric! No problem.
Just do things that make sense.
Follow these 10 rules:
(in order of easiest to hardest)
- Keep listening to NPR!
- If it doesn’t rot, don’t throw it away. Tidiness is over-rated.
- Stylish hair and nails are the bain of the vain. Wear men’s clothing that costs 30% less than women’s and lasts 75% longer (including your jockies).
- Keep up with the mentality of generations behind you (start NOW).
- Talk to old people whenever you need a second opinion. (Just listen, you decide what to do with the suggestion)
- Prepare for rejection and isolation by investing in pets.
- Learn how to do everything for yourself. Rotate your tires, raise chickens, build the coop, become a world class expert on Mediterranean spices and toilet fixing.
- Be perpetually enrolled in your local community college.
- Be organized and pay your bills on time.
- Pay attention.