Dan's Theory of Cars and Matrimony

When I first met Triedaq, he was driving a 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon with the 4-4-2 trim package. He got the car at a good price because it didn’t have a big engine. Therefore, the hot rod set didn’t want it and the adults didn’t want it because it had the big 4-4-2 numbers on the door. It was also the slant back design that went out of style in the 1940s. Thirty three years later, we still had the same car. I finally refused to ride in the car because the floor was rusted out. He finally sold the car last October.
When I met Triedaq, all his clothes were SearSucker–clothing that Sears Roebuck sold to a sucker. Triedaq has about the same taste in cars–the cheaper the better. Thus, I pick out his clothes and the cars.

Mrs. Triedaq