Failing wipers - 'real men' solution

Triedaq, I’d love to have seen the guy’s jaw drop when he heard that a PhD/former professor/lawyer was a plumber. It reminds me of the time a doctor needed his plumbing fixed and when presented the bill complained that it was more than he charged his patients. “I know”, replied the plumber. “I used to be a doctor and that’s why I switched fields.”