You are correct when you say emissions testing is idiotic, that’s for sure. These “tests” accomplish NOTHING other than enriching the companies that perform them…When you ask: “Can you prove to me that these “tests” actually improve air quality?”, the room falls silent…The fact is, not enough cars fail the test to make any difference in air quality. They all could be ignored and there would be no measurable difference in air quality. But if they were abandoned, tens of thousands of people would have to go out and get a real job…
Now, on to your case… Are there still any Saturn DEALERS in operation?? If so, that (not Midas) is the place to go. They can probably work magic with your computer and provide you with a passing test report. If not, they will be able to explain to you exactly why your car fails the test and what you must do to make it pass…But learn these words: “Do you guarantee your repair will allow my car to pass the test?” If they can not do that, smile and walk away…
By the way, there ARE mechanics that can make ANY car pass ANY emissions test and their magic has NOTHING to do with what is coming out your tailpipe…Seek and yea shall find…