Autobiographer

Hi,

Just listened to the Minivan Guy. Women like artists, so he's got a head start. All he has to do is advertise.

As a woman I'd go for any of the following

1) mid-ocean seascape with dolphins and seagulls, maybe a sailboat or two
2) sideviews, left and right, of a pink (or whatever color) cadillac with big fins, circa late fiftties
3) wild horses (women love horses)
4) lots of cats (same reason as above, only he could attract a recluse with a house full of ferals)
5) dogs (same as 4, only no pitbulls)
6) heaven scene with Botticelli angels

Things to avoid:

1) sunset in the desert (especially if minivan is black. I saw a lot of those in the seventies and they're depressing)
2) portraits of himself i(we all know what that means)
3) firearms, explosives, knives
4) babies or children, his own or imaginary
5) snakes or spiders
6) The Grateful Dead in concert
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