Looking for the Worst ... Truck ... EVER

BrownNSoundsLikeBell
Tue, 19 Jul 2011 00:24:32 +0000
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I am writing a story in which one of the characters drives a small delivery van/light truck with notoriously bad reliability. (Yes, if the hipsters insist, the word “epic” could apply.)

Ideally, I am looking for an American vehicle from the 1970’s or 1980’s that could be used for both small-shop deliveries and comedically disastrous breakdowns. One friend summarized it as “the Ford Pinto of small trucks”. What I really need is vehicle that requires regular attention from a mechanic, an electrician, and an exorcist.

Right now, I am looking at a 1981 Chevy El Camino, but I am open to other options if anyone has a better candidate. The main draws to the El Camino are:

1. useful, but ugly as sin … well, some sins at least (seriously, it looks like it was designed by someone who collects antique jackhammers as a hobby)

2. comes from a company with a proven track record of sub-standard production

3. the 1981 model had a recall for faulty suspension bolts (if they came loose, the driver would not be able to steer)

4. the only colors I have ever seen a real one in have been rust brown or concrete grey (although that one could have been just primer … ), both hideous choices for a vehicle made of metal.

Please send me your recommendations and any stories that would corroborate the “worst truck” status.
Ugly is not a target criteria, only a bonus.

Thanks.

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