# You might be a redneck **URL:** \ **Category:** Maintenance/Repairs\ **Created:** [July 15, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766 "2007-07-15T21:53:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cncop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3be4f8/32.png) [@cncop](https://community.cartalk.com/u/cncop)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/1 "2007-07-15T21:53:40Z")
If you go to a can redemption center instead of an ATM on your way out to dinner. If your children think a can redemption center IS an ATM… ---
**Author:** ![Craig58](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3da27b/32.png) [@Craig58](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Craig58)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/2 "2007-07-15T21:56:30Z")
LOL, sad but true. ---
**Author:** ![SteveF](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/stevef/32/2_2.png) [@SteveF](https://community.cartalk.com/u/SteveF)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/3 "2007-07-16T01:15:19Z")
Thanks for the chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/original/3X/1/d/1d47c66a543aa6c5a7873bb2320858f978ff52ed.png) [@system](https://community.cartalk.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/4 "2007-07-16T01:20:24Z")
You might be a redneck if: The only thing that seperates your living room from your car is a curtain. ---
**Author:** ![cncop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3be4f8/32.png) [@cncop](https://community.cartalk.com/u/cncop)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 3:59am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/5 "2007-07-17T03:59:50Z")
How many rednecks does it take to open a beer? None.the ‘little woman’ should have it open when she hands it to you… ---
**Author:** ![cncop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3be4f8/32.png) [@cncop](https://community.cartalk.com/u/cncop)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/6 "2007-07-17T04:02:15Z")
Here, now…My parents weren’t rednecks, but my brother once parked his 350 Yamaha on the kitchen table. Dad was less than pleased… ---
**Author:** ![Craig58](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3da27b/32.png) [@Craig58](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Craig58)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/7 "2007-07-17T04:06:48Z")
> Here, now…My parents weren’t rednecks, but my brother once parked his 350 Yamaha on the kitchen table. What’s the problem, it was only a 350? Reminds me of the time my wife caught me rebuilding a couple of weber carbs in the kitchen. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/original/3X/1/d/1d47c66a543aa6c5a7873bb2320858f978ff52ed.png) [@system](https://community.cartalk.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 4:36am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/8 "2007-07-17T04:36:11Z")
Friend of mines wife divorced him for cleaning carb parts in the dishwasher. ---
**Author:** ![cncop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3be4f8/32.png) [@cncop](https://community.cartalk.com/u/cncop)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 6:31am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/9 "2007-07-17T06:31:47Z")
doesn’t everyone clean car parts in the dishwasher? DUH! What part of steam clean don’t you get? ---
**Author:** ![cncop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3be4f8/32.png) [@cncop](https://community.cartalk.com/u/cncop)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 7:08am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/10 "2007-07-17T07:08:47Z")
Dad had a problem with ‘motorcycle’ Insult to injury, mom co-signed the note for the Yammie. It only made bad matters wore when he found the bile on his kitchen table & tire marks on the floor. That man had no sense had humor! That was about the time that mom mentioned that she once rode a bike.ridge frame Indian (CA: 1940?)… came close to divorce court… :)😉 ---
**Author:** ![cncop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3be4f8/32.png) [@cncop](https://community.cartalk.com/u/cncop)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 7:12am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/11 "2007-07-17T07:12:29Z")
WHERE THE HECK IS THE ‘EDIT POST’ FEATURE? ---
**Author:** ![bscar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/bscar/32/34_2.png) [@bscar](https://community.cartalk.com/u/bscar)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/12 "2007-07-17T20:58:17Z")
If you have more non working cars than working cars sitting in your front yard ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/original/3X/1/d/1d47c66a543aa6c5a7873bb2320858f978ff52ed.png) [@system](https://community.cartalk.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/13 "2007-07-17T21:37:05Z")
…and in your side yard, and in your backyard. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/original/3X/1/d/1d47c66a543aa6c5a7873bb2320858f978ff52ed.png) [@system](https://community.cartalk.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/14 "2007-07-17T21:46:54Z")
…if people call your lawn a “salvage yard” and your abode a “parts warehouse”. xxx not Mr. Anon Amos. ---
**Author:** ![Ranck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Ranck](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Ranck)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/1766/15 "2007-07-17T22:48:21Z")
The redneck answer would be, “If’n it 'aint a Harley it 'aint no fit motorsickle so git it outa here, boy!”