# What's Your Favorite Bumpersticker?

**URL:** <https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165>\
**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [October 25, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165 "2012-10-25T20:24:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![espressoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e79b87/32.png) [@espressoman](https://community.cartalk.com/u/espressoman)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/141 "2012-11-03T19:11:24Z")

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My Zombie ate your honor student.

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**Author:** ![Repoman1121](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Repoman1121](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Repoman1121)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/142 "2012-11-03T22:16:40Z")

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My all time favorite non political bumper sticker was on a '73 Datsun pickup which was rusted out and sun bleached and sitting all akimbo as the left rear spring had failed. This happened, I imagine, because it was full of junk mufflers picked up, I am sure, from local streets and byways. THE BUMPER STICKER READ, “I AM NOT IN YOUR HURRY.” Of course I was in a HUGE hurry and it actually slowed me down and made me laugh.

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**Author:** ![Barkydog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/barkydog/32/2470_2.png) [@Barkydog](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Barkydog)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 12:26am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/143 "2012-11-04T00:26:01Z")

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This was a joke from a comedian, a candidate was thinking of running for office, he suggested

Run (whoever) Run

To be put on the front bumper.

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**Author:** ![RedLines](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@RedLines](https://community.cartalk.com/u/RedLines)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/144 "2012-11-04T00:38:54Z")

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Seen in NYC: Warning: I Brake For Pedestrians

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**Author:** ![Barkydog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/barkydog/32/2470_2.png) [@Barkydog](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Barkydog)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 12:46am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/145 "2012-11-04T00:46:50Z")

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If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

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**Author:** ![Bengolly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@Bengolly](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Bengolly)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/146 "2012-11-04T03:14:10Z")

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Seen on a beat up VW bus years ago: “JESUS… save us from your followers!”

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**Author:** ![ok4450](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ok4450](https://community.cartalk.com/u/ok4450)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 9:20am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/147 "2012-11-04T09:20:11Z")

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OBAMACARE  
The efficiency of the DMV. The compassion of the IRS.

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**Author:** ![VDCdriver](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/vdcdriver/32/30_2.png) [@VDCdriver](https://community.cartalk.com/u/VDCdriver)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/148 "2012-11-04T18:16:47Z")

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Two possible contenders for best bumper sticker, as I see it.  
The first one gets points for wittiness:

**_Romney/Ryan  
We’ll make that Mayan prophecy come true!_**

However, in NY & NJ, the overwhelming “favorite” right now is:

**_Mitt says, “Abolish FEMA. Disaster relief is immoral.”_**

And, yes, he actually did say that last year, but recently reversed his position (surprise, surprise!).

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**Author:** ![common-sense-answer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/common-sense-answer/32/716_2.png) [@common-sense-answer](https://community.cartalk.com/u/common-sense-answer)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/149 "2012-11-04T18:31:16Z")

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**_“NoBama . . . NoMore”_**

“Defend Liberty - Defeat Obama”

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**Author:** ![jbanzhof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@jbanzhof](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jbanzhof)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/150 "2012-11-05T20:33:54Z")

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“Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus”

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**Author:** ![VDCdriver](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/vdcdriver/32/30_2.png) [@VDCdriver](https://community.cartalk.com/u/VDCdriver)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/151 "2012-11-05T21:37:24Z")

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**_Mitt says:  
Don’t forget to turn your clock back one hour on November 4th.  
Or, if you are a woman, turn it back to 1955_.**

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**Author:** ![Bigmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bigmoe](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Bigmoe)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 5:13am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/152 "2012-11-06T05:13:20Z")

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THE CITY OF CHICAGO SUPPORTS GLOBAL WARMING.

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**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Tinkertoy)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 5:43am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/153 "2012-11-07T05:43:52Z")

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Drive safely, you only have one \*

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**Author:** ![nbpt100](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9f8e36/32.png) [@nbpt100](https://community.cartalk.com/u/nbpt100)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 8:05pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/154 "2012-11-07T20:05:03Z")

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“Make Coffee NOT War”

How can you disagree with this? Decafe is much better than it use to be.

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**Author:** ![meaneyedcatz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/meaneyedcatz/32/692_2.png) [@meaneyedcatz](https://community.cartalk.com/u/meaneyedcatz)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 8:58am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/155 "2012-11-09T08:58:48Z")

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Saw a marine corps sticker “GIVE WAR A CHANCE”

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**Author:** ![Yosemite](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/yosemite/32/643_2.png) [@Yosemite](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Yosemite)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 4:28am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/156 "2012-11-13T04:28:35Z")

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WE have one with our “Horseshoers Association”.  
“Farriers do amazing Feats”

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**Author:** ![42rangie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/a88e4f/32.png) [@42rangie](https://community.cartalk.com/u/42rangie)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 5:28am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/157 "2012-11-14T05:28:46Z")

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“My zombie child ate the brain of your honor student”

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**Author:** ![MG-McAnick](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/mg-mcanick/32/188_2.png) [@MG-McAnick](https://community.cartalk.com/u/MG-McAnick)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/158 "2012-11-17T17:17:16Z")

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As displayed on my MGA, until it rotted and fell off thirty years ago:

ALL PARTS FALLING FROM THIS CAR ARE  
OF THE FINEST BRITISH CRAFTSMANSHIP.

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**Author:** ![neuroblade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e5b9ba/32.png) [@neuroblade](https://community.cartalk.com/u/neuroblade)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 12:19am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/159 "2012-11-18T00:19:30Z")

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**Eschew obfuscation**

(Click and Clack love the word obfuscation)

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**Author:** ![azimuth361](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@azimuth361](https://community.cartalk.com/u/azimuth361)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 11:15am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/160 "2012-11-18T11:15:00Z")

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Affixed to a jet in a magazine ad.  
"My other Saab is a car"  
It was an old magazine.

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