# What's Your Favorite Bumpersticker? **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [October 25, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165 "2012-10-25T20:24:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![shuttleworth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@shuttleworth](https://community.cartalk.com/u/shuttleworth)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/101 "2012-10-29T22:12:47Z")
Honk if you love Jesus. Text if you want to meet Him. ---
**Author:** ![malnpudl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@malnpudl](https://community.cartalk.com/u/malnpudl)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 10:19pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/102 "2012-10-29T22:19:46Z")
186,282 miles per second: It’s not just a good idea. It’s the law. ---
**Author:** ![Troubleshooter](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/troubleshooter/32/36_2.png) [@Troubleshooter](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Troubleshooter)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 10:32pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/103 "2012-10-29T22:32:06Z")
I have several. This one is my all-time favorite: BUMPER STICKER Others: STOP SLOWING ME DOWN BY FOLLOWING TOO CLOSE FISH DON’T WALK AND JESUS STILL LIVES PRO ACCORDION AND I VOTE SATAN’S THE PROTOTYPE LIBERAL BUREAUCRAT The recession takes its toll EXACT CHANGE PLEASE What Am I? A Nut-Magnet? Come to the Dark Side WE HAVE COOKIES You’re driving a car NOT A PHONE BOOTH If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer Bigfoot ate D B Cooper Is there life after death? Mess with my truck and find out Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu? JOhnKErry Someday you’ll look back at this and plow into a parked car. ---
**Author:** ![shadowfax](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/shadowfax/32/13026_2.png) [@shadowfax](https://community.cartalk.com/u/shadowfax)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/104 "2012-10-29T22:36:18Z")
![](http://www.angryblacklady.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/republicans-for-voldemort-300x225.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Avalanche](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Avalanche](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Avalanche)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/105 "2012-10-29T22:38:44Z")
Jesus Loves You - But I’m His Favorite ---
**Author:** ![grandma2007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@grandma2007](https://community.cartalk.com/u/grandma2007)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 10:47pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/106 "2012-10-29T22:47:08Z")
Seen in Dallas, TX circa 1973,on a Cadillac sedan with “longhorns” for hood ornament, sticker read: “I’m not a cowboy-I just found this hat” and yes, the old man driving the Cadillac WAS wearing a cowboy hat!! ---
**Author:** ![Boclico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba8739/32.png) [@Boclico](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Boclico)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/107 "2012-10-29T22:55:45Z")
Eschew Obfuscation ---
**Author:** ![Troubleshooter](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/troubleshooter/32/36_2.png) [@Troubleshooter](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Troubleshooter)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/108 "2012-10-29T23:00:28Z")
I forgot one: On a VW Beetle: STOP HONKING I’m pedaling as fast as I can This was in the 1970s, but it would look great on a Smart Car. I keep looking for the turning wind-up key on Smart Cars. I did see one on a VW delivering pizzas in the 1960s (an advertizing gimmick). There was a big key sticking out of the engine cover that turned about 4 rpm whenever the engine was on (electrically powered). ---
**Author:** ![East-Slope\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@East-Slope\_Charlie](https://community.cartalk.com/u/East-Slope_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 11:32pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/109 "2012-10-29T23:32:52Z")
On my old Volvo “0-60 in 10.8 Minutes” ---
**Author:** ![Diahatsu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@Diahatsu](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Diahatsu)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 11:35pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/110 "2012-10-29T23:35:02Z")
Always liked this one: “No Comment” ---
**Author:** ![East-Slope\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@East-Slope\_Charlie](https://community.cartalk.com/u/East-Slope_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 11:35pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/111 "2012-10-29T23:35:07Z")
“Good girls swallow” ---
**Author:** ![jtsanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@jtsanders](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jtsanders)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/112 "2012-10-30T01:00:54Z")
"STOP HONKING I’m pedaling as fast as I can This was in the 1970s, but it would look great on a Smart Car." Don’t kid yourself. I saw a SmartCar going well over 70 MPH a few days ago. And it wasn’t down hill, either. ---
**Author:** ![Dwendl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dwendl](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Dwendl)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 2:09am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/113 "2012-10-30T02:09:30Z")
Roses Are Red/ Violets Are Blue/ I’m Schizophrenic/ And So Am I ---
**Author:** ![thenextjade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71e660/32.png) [@thenextjade](https://community.cartalk.com/u/thenextjade)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:32am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/114 "2012-10-30T04:32:22Z")
Happiness is being a grandparent : not driving behind one. ---
**Author:** ![dpanko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@dpanko](https://community.cartalk.com/u/dpanko)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/115 "2012-10-30T04:52:08Z")
On my now retired '80 extended Ford camper van: "Heisenberg may have slept here" Most folks didn’t get it but had a select few ROFL! ---
**Author:** ![Jesses\_mom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8edcca/32.png) [@Jesses\_mom](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Jesses_mom)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/116 "2012-10-30T04:59:43Z")
What if the hokey pokey IS what it’s all about? ---
**Author:** ![jtsanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@jtsanders](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jtsanders)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/117 "2012-10-30T05:20:51Z")
“Heisenberg may have slept here” But how fast was he going? ---
**Author:** ![dwc139](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@dwc139](https://community.cartalk.com/u/dwc139)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 6:55am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/118 "2012-10-30T06:55:08Z")
I’m a bitch. Just not yours! ---
**Author:** ![shadowfax](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/shadowfax/32/13026_2.png) [@shadowfax](https://community.cartalk.com/u/shadowfax)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 8:21am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/119 "2012-10-30T08:21:51Z")
> "Heisenberg may have slept here" Let’s open the door and find ou. . .Damn… ---
**Author:** ![BruceK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/49beb7/32.png) [@BruceK](https://community.cartalk.com/u/BruceK)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/120 "2012-10-30T16:44:22Z")
My favorite was the first I ever had, on my first car, a beat-up '64 Chevy Malibu station wagon: “Government Vehicle – Vulcan Embassy.” [Previous page](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165.md?page=5) [Next page](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165.md?page=7)