# What's Your Favorite Bumpersticker? **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [October 25, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165 "2012-10-25T20:24:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![LCC6507](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dec6dc/32.png) [@LCC6507](https://community.cartalk.com/u/LCC6507)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/41 "2012-10-27T22:23:24Z")
“If Knitting Were Exercise You Could Bounce a Quarter off My Ass” ---
**Author:** ![ken\_green](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/ken_green/32/816_2.png) [@ken\_green](https://community.cartalk.com/u/ken_green)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/42 "2012-10-27T23:00:34Z")
If you’re reading this… PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD !! ( distracted driving kills ) ---
**Author:** ![Sk8rgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Sk8rgrl](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Sk8rgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/43 "2012-10-27T23:00:53Z")
“I see dumb people” ---
**Author:** ![lipko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/97f17d/32.png) [@lipko](https://community.cartalk.com/u/lipko)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/44 "2012-10-27T23:09:05Z")
“a mighty oak is just a nut that stood its ground” ---
**Author:** ![satisficer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@satisficer](https://community.cartalk.com/u/satisficer)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/45 "2012-10-27T23:42:45Z")
One to consider for honorable mention: Honk if you love Jesus. Text me if you want to meet him soon. ---
**Author:** ![MissBarbara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@MissBarbara](https://community.cartalk.com/u/MissBarbara)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/46 "2012-10-28T03:19:57Z")
My favorite bumper sticker is this one: “SURE I’M A GOOD MOTHER AND DRIVER. MY KIDS ARE STILL ALIVE, AREN’T THEY?” ---
**Author:** ![oldbodyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbce88/32.png) [@oldbodyman](https://community.cartalk.com/u/oldbodyman)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 5:12am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/47 "2012-10-28T05:12:38Z")
Seen on late model VW BUG : Nuke The Whales ---
**Author:** ![bscar2](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/bscar2/32/2468_2.png) [@bscar2](https://community.cartalk.com/u/bscar2)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/48 "2012-10-28T05:20:09Z")
“Honk if your horn is broken” ---
**Author:** ![beemerfan103](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@beemerfan103](https://community.cartalk.com/u/beemerfan103)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 5:28am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/49 "2012-10-28T05:28:27Z")
“Obamanos” on a red prius ---
**Author:** ![beersnob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@beersnob](https://community.cartalk.com/u/beersnob)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 6:48am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/50 "2012-10-28T06:48:01Z")
If I passed you on the right you’re in the wrong lane! ---
**Author:** ![Hank\_Bdank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ee7513/32.png) [@Hank\_Bdank](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Hank_Bdank)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 8:32am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/51 "2012-10-28T08:32:10Z")
“Buckle Up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.” Bought at the UFO observation platform and gift shop in Hooper, Colorado. ---
**Author:** ![mleich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@mleich](https://community.cartalk.com/u/mleich)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/52 "2012-10-28T17:54:45Z")
“Honk if parts fall off” seen on a rusty old truck in Baltimore. ---
**Author:** ![mleich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@mleich](https://community.cartalk.com/u/mleich)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/53 "2012-10-28T17:55:28Z")
“Don’t taligate me or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield” seen in Kmart parking lot in Berwick Pa circa 1990. ---
**Author:** ![Mang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Mang](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Mang)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/54 "2012-10-28T18:42:43Z")
Favorite car related sticker: “This thing should fly by now” Spotted circa 2009 ---
**Author:** ![Dianasaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@Dianasaurus](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Dianasaurus)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/55 "2012-10-28T19:51:40Z")
This is the only one I would put on my car: This vehicle stops at all Dinosaur crossings! It is bright yellow with red letters – just like the official truck stickers! Have a gneiss day! ---
**Author:** ![Rossman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rossman](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Rossman)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 7:52pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/56 "2012-10-28T19:52:43Z")
On the back of a ratty contractor van parked in a pair of well-worn ruts running up over the curb onto the front lawn of a nice, one-family Victorian house: “I am parked like this because I am an IDIOT.” (Sorry, no pic) ---
**Author:** ![Rossman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rossman](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Rossman)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/57 "2012-10-28T21:25:29Z")
On Dark Helmet’s Spaceship in the movie Spaceballs: “We Brake For Nobody.” ---
**Author:** ![artistgrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@artistgrrl](https://community.cartalk.com/u/artistgrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/58 "2012-10-28T21:57:41Z")
“Don’t believe everything you think” ---
**Author:** ![artistgrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@artistgrrl](https://community.cartalk.com/u/artistgrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/59 "2012-10-28T21:58:02Z")
“Weir on a mission for dog” ---
**Author:** ![BUZZD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@BUZZD](https://community.cartalk.com/u/BUZZD)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/60 "2012-10-28T22:21:45Z")
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