# What's Your Favorite Bumpersticker? **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [October 25, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165 "2012-10-25T20:24:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Walt1941](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@Walt1941](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Walt1941)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/21 "2012-10-27T19:08:08Z")
Seen years ago in Kansas City: “I’m Hung Like Einstein And Smart As A Horse”. ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_LaFauci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/67e7ee/32.png) [@Raymond\_LaFauci](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Raymond_LaFauci)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/22 "2012-10-27T19:11:15Z")
Decades ago I was timing my way up a hill on Dolores Street in San Francisco in my 6 volt Beetle. At the top of the hill was a brand new Jaguar coupe. I was stunned to see this new beauty had a bumper sticker. I sped up to view it, knowing I would have to use my clutch more at the top of the hill’s stop sign to read the bumper sticker. As I closed in I could read, “Driven to Work”. I laughed and still laugh 20 years later. ---
**Author:** ![nursissistic91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@nursissistic91](https://community.cartalk.com/u/nursissistic91)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/23 "2012-10-27T19:11:29Z")
i never really understood this one until i became a mom: “insanity is hereditary – you get it from your kids!” ---
**Author:** ![squirkles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85f322/32.png) [@squirkles](https://community.cartalk.com/u/squirkles)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/24 "2012-10-27T19:13:36Z")
(written in elaborate olde English lettering:) Eschew obfuscation ---
**Author:** ![phantom42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9bcb4/32.png) [@phantom42](https://community.cartalk.com/u/phantom42)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/25 "2012-10-27T19:21:47Z")
“The more I know about women, the better I like my truck” ---
**Author:** ![AngWS0522](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9d8465/32.png) [@AngWS0522](https://community.cartalk.com/u/AngWS0522)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/26 "2012-10-27T19:29:55Z")
Jesus is coming. Look busy. ---
**Author:** ![rbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rbean](https://community.cartalk.com/u/rbean)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/27 "2012-10-27T19:44:16Z")
"I’m Not Slow, You’re Impatient" Seen on the Illinois Tollway in the late 1980s. I’ve always wanted one on my car. ---
**Author:** ![hjs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecc23a/32.png) [@hjs](https://community.cartalk.com/u/hjs)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/28 "2012-10-27T20:04:34Z")
“Beam me up, Scotty. There’s no intelligent life down here.” ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Sorensen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Richard\_Sorensen](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Richard_Sorensen)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 9:11pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/29 "2012-10-27T21:11:04Z")
Port Townsend, WA We are all here because we are not all there! ---
**Author:** ![great\_show](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/82dd89/32.png) [@great\_show](https://community.cartalk.com/u/great_show)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/30 "2012-10-27T21:19:59Z")
I Found it!! And now my finger stinks (1970’s era) ---
**Author:** ![RanderAnderon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RanderAnderon](https://community.cartalk.com/u/RanderAnderon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/31 "2012-10-27T21:25:37Z")
Those who wander aren’t necessarily lost ---
**Author:** ![RanderAnderon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RanderAnderon](https://community.cartalk.com/u/RanderAnderon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/32 "2012-10-27T21:27:40Z")
“Homer, Alaska: A quaint little drinking town with a fishing problem” ---
**Author:** ![RanderAnderon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RanderAnderon](https://community.cartalk.com/u/RanderAnderon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/33 "2012-10-27T21:29:34Z")
seen in Texas - “My state is bigger than your’s” ---
**Author:** ![Bbretina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Bbretina](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Bbretina)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/34 "2012-10-27T21:32:37Z")
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most” ---
**Author:** ![RanderAnderon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RanderAnderon](https://community.cartalk.com/u/RanderAnderon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/35 "2012-10-27T21:34:03Z")
on my hippie cousin’s Ford Edsel in '68, two presidential campaign stickers cut up to read - “HUMP HUMPHREY” ---
**Author:** ![RanderAnderon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RanderAnderon](https://community.cartalk.com/u/RanderAnderon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/36 "2012-10-27T21:38:05Z")
a sort of anti-piano sticker - “Subvert The Dominant Paradigm: Play An Accordion” ---
**Author:** ![profbaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@profbaker](https://community.cartalk.com/u/profbaker)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/37 "2012-10-27T22:05:36Z")
My Mother was the travel agent for guilt trips ---
**Author:** ![LFG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eada6e/32.png) [@LFG](https://community.cartalk.com/u/LFG)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/38 "2012-10-27T22:06:55Z")
“Thank you for not reading this bumper sticker” ---
**Author:** ![nonnadonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nonnadonna](https://community.cartalk.com/u/nonnadonna)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 10:07pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/39 "2012-10-27T22:07:11Z")
bumper sticker in Costco parking lot: **Not so lean, not so mean, but still a Marine** ---
**Author:** ![Triedaq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Triedaq](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Triedaq)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/40 "2012-10-27T22:21:55Z")
We had a bumper sticker on the old Dodge that my parents owned when I was in high school and was the car I drove most of the time that read: “Don’t Laugh. It’s Paid For”. [Previous page](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165.md?page=1) [Next page](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165.md?page=3)