# What's Your Favorite Bumpersticker?

**URL:** <https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165>\
**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [October 25, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165 "2012-10-25T20:24:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Car\_Talk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3da27b/32.png) [@Car\_Talk](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Car_Talk)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/1 "2012-10-25T20:24:38Z")

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We don’t know about you, but we’re a bit tired of all the political bumperstickers we’re seeing right now.

So, this week on Car Talk, we’re kicking off a little election-year antidote. You can [get the full scoop right here](http://www.cartalk.com/content/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker).

Our question for you? What’s your favorite bumpersticker of all time?  
  
[![Badass Bumper Sticker](http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2298/2401936866_b7ee3445ea.jpg)](http://www.flickr.com/photos/talatlas/2401936866/ "Badass Bumper Sticker by TalAtlas, on Flickr")"

“I’m proud to be an undercover CIA agent.” ?

“Jerry’s dead. Phish sucks. Get a Life.”?

“My other car is a broom.”?

“Got rid of kids, cat was allergic.”?

Let us know-- share your favorite right here. And, if you have a photo, toss it up on our [Facebook page](http://www.facebook.com/cartalk)!

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**Author:** ![bing](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/bing/32/4619_2.png) [@bing](https://community.cartalk.com/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 12:04am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/2 "2012-10-27T00:04:11Z")

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“Don’t blame me, I voted for McGovern” from 1972.

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**Author:** ![Stoveguyy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Stoveguyy](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Stoveguyy)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 12:56am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/3 "2012-10-27T00:56:27Z")

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I may be slow, but I’m ahead of you. Haha

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**Author:** ![jtsanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@jtsanders](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jtsanders)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/4 "2012-10-27T01:16:03Z")

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“Be Strange” This representation of the bumper sticker is upside down, however.

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**Author:** ![bscar2](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/bscar2/32/2468_2.png) [@bscar2](https://community.cartalk.com/u/bscar2)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 1:17am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/5 "2012-10-27T01:17:32Z")

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"When I grow up I want to be a limo"  
Bumper sticker my mom had on her 80s Nissan or Toyota

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**Author:** ![Barkydog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/barkydog/32/2470_2.png) [@Barkydog](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Barkydog)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/6 "2012-10-27T02:02:32Z")

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My inlaws have this one. Fish and darwin with legs  
[http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/450/b2214\_450.jpeg](http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/450/b2214_450.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![meaneyedcatz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/meaneyedcatz/32/692_2.png) [@meaneyedcatz](https://community.cartalk.com/u/meaneyedcatz)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/7 "2012-10-27T02:20:47Z")

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“I express my individualality with mass produced bumper stickers”

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**Author:** ![Whitey](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/whitey/32/24680_2.png) [@Whitey](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Whitey)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 2:45am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/8 "2012-10-27T02:45:36Z")

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“Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an ###hole.”

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**Author:** ![VDCdriver](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/vdcdriver/32/30_2.png) [@VDCdriver](https://community.cartalk.com/u/VDCdriver)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 3:43am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/9 "2012-10-27T03:43:37Z")

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“My Labrador Retriever is smarter than your Honor Student”

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**Author:** ![ok4450](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ok4450](https://community.cartalk.com/u/ok4450)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 8:12am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/10 "2012-10-27T08:12:39Z")

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A popular one around here at one time:

“Don’t tell my mom I work in the oilfield. She thinks I play piano in a wxxxxhouse”.

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**Author:** ![Goren1452](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/57b2e6/32.png) [@Goren1452](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Goren1452)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/11 "2012-10-27T18:22:42Z")

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I always liked “My gamer fragged your honor roll student”

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**Author:** ![radicalcheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@radicalcheek](https://community.cartalk.com/u/radicalcheek)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/12 "2012-10-27T18:24:53Z")

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sex is like pizza: when it’s good, it’s really good, and when it’s bad it’s still kinda good

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**Author:** ![ambugrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d78d45/32.png) [@ambugrl](https://community.cartalk.com/u/ambugrl)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/13 "2012-10-27T18:29:40Z")

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I’ve been in emergency field medicine for several years and came up with this - “EMS: Fighting Darwinism every day. You’re welcome.” It’s a nice way of saying, ‘saving stupid people from themselves’ 🙂

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**Author:** ![macfisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@macfisto](https://community.cartalk.com/u/macfisto)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/14 "2012-10-27T18:53:43Z")

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“What if the whole world farted at once?”

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**Author:** ![Foxe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@Foxe](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Foxe)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/15 "2012-10-27T19:03:13Z")

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“Fat people are harder to kidnap.”

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**Author:** ![sammy\_boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@sammy\_boy](https://community.cartalk.com/u/sammy_boy)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/16 "2012-10-27T19:07:22Z")

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“If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk”

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**Author:** ![Nomad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@Nomad](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Nomad)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/17 "2012-10-27T19:07:26Z")

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Seen in a Port Townsend cafe :

“Buckle Up. It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.”

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**Author:** ![leaf\_ericson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@leaf\_ericson](https://community.cartalk.com/u/leaf_ericson)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/18 "2012-10-27T19:07:35Z")

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My Other Car Is A Piece Of Crap Too

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**Author:** ![idahovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@idahovic](https://community.cartalk.com/u/idahovic)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/19 "2012-10-27T19:07:35Z")

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Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

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**Author:** ![Kelder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/85e7bf/32.png) [@Kelder](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Kelder)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/whats-your-favorite-bumpersticker/75165/20 "2012-10-27T19:07:37Z")

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Got milkweed?

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