# Trying to remember one of two silly jokes

**URL:** <https://community.cartalk.com/t/trying-to-remember-one-of-two-silly-jokes/33753>\
**Category:** The Show\
**Created:** [July 21, 2009, 4:32pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/trying-to-remember-one-of-two-silly-jokes/33753 "2009-07-21T16:32:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Pineriverpond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f0a364/32.png) [@Pineriverpond](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Pineriverpond)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 4:32pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/trying-to-remember-one-of-two-silly-jokes/33753/1 "2009-07-21T16:32:39Z")

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On the show for the week of 7/11/2009 Click & Clack told two jokes in a row. One had the punch line “there’s no plate like chrome for the hollindaise” but I can’t remember the other one. Can you remember?

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**Author:** ![VDCdriver](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/vdcdriver/32/30_2.png) [@VDCdriver](https://community.cartalk.com/u/VDCdriver)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/trying-to-remember-one-of-two-silly-jokes/33753/2 "2009-07-21T16:53:25Z")

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Was it the joke with the punch line, “That’s a Hickory Daiquiri, Doc”?

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**Author:** ![Pineriverpond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f0a364/32.png) [@Pineriverpond](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Pineriverpond)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/trying-to-remember-one-of-two-silly-jokes/33753/3 "2009-07-21T19:52:17Z")

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Thank you SO MUCH!

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**Author:** ![VDCdriver](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/vdcdriver/32/30_2.png) [@VDCdriver](https://community.cartalk.com/u/VDCdriver)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/trying-to-remember-one-of-two-silly-jokes/33753/4 "2009-07-21T22:40:25Z")

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I remember that particular joke because I have been telling it for…maybe the last 45 years.

I’ve got a million of 'em!

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**Author:** ![Pineriverpond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f0a364/32.png) [@Pineriverpond](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Pineriverpond)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/trying-to-remember-one-of-two-silly-jokes/33753/5 "2009-07-21T22:56:08Z")

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It’s a good one. I was at an impromptu visit with friends last evening and I said I had heard two funny (G-rated jokes) and the one you helped me with had slipped out of my mind. I had already listened to and deleted that “Car Talk” episode from my MP3 player. If I had only remembered “hickory”…I used to live on Hickory Lane!  
Senior moment I guess. Thanks again for your help.

Best regards

Bob in New Hampshire.

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**Author:** ![fitjeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fitjeep](https://community.cartalk.com/u/fitjeep)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/trying-to-remember-one-of-two-silly-jokes/33753/6 "2009-07-30T17:07:26Z")

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And don’t forget the even worse “The koala tea of Mercy is not strained”.

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**Author:** ![Pineriverpond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f0a364/32.png) [@Pineriverpond](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Pineriverpond)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/trying-to-remember-one-of-two-silly-jokes/33753/7 "2009-07-30T22:19:15Z")

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Yes, thank you too!

Here’s one…What’s proper English?..Egg yolks is white or egg yolks are white?

(answer…Neither!..egg yolks are YELLOW!