Tires and gas

Walking into a tire store with a bathroom scale - My chuckle of the day.

Such eccentricity might be tolerated if you go in with a thick German accent
and say “this is how we prepared for the autobahn back in the Fatherland”.

(regards to @db4690)

I know a guy who correlates oil filter weight with quality

In his mind, the filter that weighs more is better

@circuitsmith‌

It’s the “Fatherland” . . . not the “Homeland”

LOL