# This automotive tale **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [March 11, 2019, 11:16pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316 "2019-03-11T23:16:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![VDCdriver](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/vdcdriver/32/30_2.png) [@VDCdriver](https://community.cartalk.com/u/VDCdriver)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 11:16pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/1 "2019-03-11T23:16:51Z")
โ€ฆ is **not** a no-bull situation! > **[Charging, out-of-control bull shot, killed by N.J. police after it attacked...](https://www.nj.com/sussex-county/2019/03/charging-out-of-control-bull-shot-killed-by-nj-police-after-it-attacked-owner.html)** > > The bull injured its owner and charged at responding officers after getting loose in Sussex County. ๐Ÿค” ---
**Author:** ![jtsanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@jtsanders](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jtsanders)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 11:42pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/2 "2019-03-11T23:42:49Z")
Steak dinner tonight! Iโ€™m glad no one was seriously injured. I wonder if authorities will look into why the bull wigged out. What is the cattle equivalent of going postal? ---
**Author:** ![common-sense-answer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/common-sense-answer/32/716_2.png) [@common-sense-answer](https://community.cartalk.com/u/common-sense-answer)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 11:50pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/3 "2019-03-11T23:50:36Z")
" _Police in Sussex County shot and killed a raging bull Friday after it attacked its owner and mounted an SUV._ " **"Adrian!"** ๐Ÿ˜ฑ _ **CSA** _ ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ•ถ๐ŸŒด ---
**Author:** ![eddo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/eddo/32/2594_2.png) [@eddo](https://community.cartalk.com/u/eddo)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 12:29am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/4 "2019-03-12T00:29:16Z")
this story is udderly ridiculousโ€ฆ ---
**Author:** ![Whitey](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/whitey/32/24680_2.png) [@Whitey](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Whitey)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 1:00am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/5 "2019-03-12T01:00:18Z")
I wonder if the police car was painted red. ---
**Author:** ![db4690](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/db4690/32/2583_2.png) [@db4690](https://community.cartalk.com/u/db4690)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 1:15am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/6 "2019-03-12T01:15:13Z")
Donโ€™t you have your movies mixed up . . . Robert DeNiro played in โ€œRaging Bullโ€ Sounds like you were thinking of Sylvester Stalloneโ€™s iconic line from โ€œRockyโ€ . . . ? ---
**Author:** ![George\_San\_Jose1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e5b9ba/32.png) [@George\_San\_Jose1](https://community.cartalk.com/u/George_San_Jose1)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/7 "2019-03-12T02:49:29Z")
As Bart Simpson would say: Holy cow! ---
**Author:** ![common-sense-answer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/common-sense-answer/32/716_2.png) [@common-sense-answer](https://community.cartalk.com/u/common-sense-answer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 10:56am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/8 "2019-03-12T10:56:18Z")
> [@Whitey](#): > > I wonder if the police car was painted red. **A Ford _Taurus_.** _ **CSA** _ ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ•ถ๐ŸŒด ---
**Author:** ![common-sense-answer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/common-sense-answer/32/716_2.png) [@common-sense-answer](https://community.cartalk.com/u/common-sense-answer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 10:58am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/9 "2019-03-12T10:58:34Z")
**Police caught up to the raging bull by _Steak_ing out the area.** _ **CSA** _ ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ•ถ๐ŸŒด ---
**Author:** ![common-sense-answer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/common-sense-answer/32/716_2.png) [@common-sense-answer](https://community.cartalk.com/u/common-sense-answer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 11:03am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/10 "2019-03-12T11:03:09Z")
**That was no crank 911 call. Those folks had a legitimate _beef_!** _ **CSA** _ ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ•ถ๐ŸŒด ---
**Author:** ![sgtrock21](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/sgtrock21/32/246_2.png) [@sgtrock21](https://community.cartalk.com/u/sgtrock21)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 5:07pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/11 "2019-03-12T17:07:41Z")
Iโ€™m reasonably certain a diagnosis of โ€œgoing postalโ€ for a bull would involve charging and breaking fence posts. ---
**Author:** ![cdaquila](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/cdaquila/32/18089_2.png) [@cdaquila](https://community.cartalk.com/u/cdaquila)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 6:13pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/12 "2019-03-12T18:13:25Z")
Did the bullโ€ฆhave a cow? ---
**Author:** ![Manolito](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/manolito/32/3070_2.png) [@Manolito](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Manolito)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 10:07pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/13 "2019-03-12T22:07:02Z")
Hanging is too good for people who make bad puns. They should be drawn and quoted. ---
**Author:** ![common-sense-answer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/common-sense-answer/32/716_2.png) [@common-sense-answer](https://community.cartalk.com/u/common-sense-answer)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 5:57pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/this-automotive-tale/136316/14 "2019-03-13T17:57:09Z")
> [@jtsanders](#): > > What is the cattle equivalent of going postal? **_Stamp_ede!** ๐Ÿ“ฌ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿš“ _ **CSA** _ ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ•ถ๐ŸŒด