# Put A Caption On This **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [January 16, 2014, 6:50am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183 "2014-01-16T06:50:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![meaneyedcatz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/meaneyedcatz/32/692_2.png) [@meaneyedcatz](https://community.cartalk.com/u/meaneyedcatz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 6:50am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/1 "2014-01-16T06:50:32Z")
I found this jewel ( VW Jetta ) on my daily rounds. Apply a fun caption of punch line to it such as… Do you think it will buff out? OR… customer: Can you check my oil? service writer: forget the oil, should I check your engine? customer: your just trying to rip me off. ---
**Author:** ![Barkydog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/barkydog/32/2470_2.png) [@Barkydog](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Barkydog)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 7:03am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/2 "2014-01-16T07:03:47Z")
I drove it to the accident, and now how much to drive it home? ---
**Author:** ![Mayday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@Mayday](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Mayday)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 7:07am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/3 "2014-01-16T07:07:11Z")
I sure hope nobody stole my wheel cover. Those are hard to come by. ---
**Author:** ![ok4450](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ok4450](https://community.cartalk.com/u/ok4450)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 7:10am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/4 "2014-01-16T07:10:10Z")
New motor mount and she should be good to go… ---
**Author:** ![texases](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/texases/32/862_2.png) [@texases](https://community.cartalk.com/u/texases)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 7:13am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/5 "2014-01-16T07:13:16Z")
Next time I’ll remember my jack… ---
**Author:** ![jtsanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@jtsanders](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jtsanders)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 9:33am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/6 "2014-01-16T09:33:19Z")
Don’t you just love the new cab over design? ---
**Author:** ![Docnick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Docnick](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Docnick)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 6:30pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/7 "2014-01-16T18:30:11Z")
Looks like they got him over a barrel!! ---
**Author:** ![Whitey](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/whitey/32/24680_2.png) [@Whitey](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Whitey)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/8 "2014-01-16T19:51:56Z")
From someone sitting in the driver’s seat: “I’m looking for my engine. Has anybody seen my engine?” ---
**Author:** ![missileman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/missileman/32/1366_2.png) [@missileman](https://community.cartalk.com/u/missileman)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/9 "2014-01-16T22:18:32Z")
It’s bad, it’s bad…but you ought to see the other guy. ---
**Author:** ![oblivion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3ab097/32.png) [@oblivion](https://community.cartalk.com/u/oblivion)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 10:53pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/10 "2014-01-16T22:53:41Z")
Sign, then drive… I don’t think my overdrive is working right. It made a funny noise… ---
**Author:** ![ken\_green](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/ken_green/32/816_2.png) [@ken\_green](https://community.cartalk.com/u/ken_green)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/11 "2014-01-16T23:03:58Z")
a common repair order instruction ; ’’ engine missing ‘’ ---
**Author:** ![jesmed1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/jesmed1/32/2097_2.png) [@jesmed1](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jesmed1)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 11:35pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/12 "2014-01-16T23:35:00Z")
Remember Fahrvergnugen? ---
**Author:** ![researcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/edb3f5/32.png) [@researcher](https://community.cartalk.com/u/researcher)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 12:49am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/13 "2014-01-17T00:49:22Z")
Mechanic to owner: I don’t know how it happened but your car just FOTL (Fell Off The Lift). ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/bing/32/4619_2.png) [@bing](https://community.cartalk.com/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 3:05am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/14 "2014-01-17T03:05:11Z")
Ok, I’ll try: " Honey, I had a little trouble with the car today". ---
**Author:** ![ken\_green](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/ken_green/32/816_2.png) [@ken\_green](https://community.cartalk.com/u/ken_green)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 3:25am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/15 "2014-01-17T03:25:18Z")
Along Bing’s subject line ; ‘’…uh…DAD ? ? ‘’ ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/bing/32/4619_2.png) [@bing](https://community.cartalk.com/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/16 "2014-01-17T03:29:23Z")
Hee hee. “My car won’t start”. ---
**Author:** ![George\_San\_Jose1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e5b9ba/32.png) [@George\_San\_Jose1](https://community.cartalk.com/u/George_San_Jose1)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 4:15am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/17 "2014-01-17T04:15:59Z")
Tech to Customer: “I think I’ve found the problem.” ---
**Author:** ![keith](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/keith/32/5518_2.png) [@keith](https://community.cartalk.com/u/keith)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 5:44am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/18 "2014-01-17T05:44:25Z")
When you can’t find any concrete blocks to use as a jack stand. ---
**Author:** ![bscar2](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/bscar2/32/2468_2.png) [@bscar2](https://community.cartalk.com/u/bscar2)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 6:33am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/19 "2014-01-18T06:33:11Z")
My engine crapped out on me today ---
**Author:** ![db4690](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/db4690/32/2583_2.png) [@db4690](https://community.cartalk.com/u/db4690)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183/20 "2014-01-19T03:08:06Z")
“Check engine” Yeah . . . it seems to have fallen out [Next page](https://community.cartalk.com/t/put-a-caption-on-this/83183.md?page=2)