# Need Automotive Name for Beer

**URL:** <https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418>\
**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [May 31, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418 "2018-05-31T14:20:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![hrowan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@hrowan](https://community.cartalk.com/u/hrowan)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/1 "2018-05-31T14:20:53Z")

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The Seal Cove Auto Museum in Maine, where we have a collection of antique Brass Era cars, is having a beer created for us by a local brewery for an event we’re hosting (a Car-B-Que) and we need a name! The beer is a Smokey Scottish Ale. Ideas?  
Thanks! 🙂

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**Author:** ![lion9car](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/59ef9b/32.png) [@lion9car](https://community.cartalk.com/u/lion9car)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/2 "2018-05-31T14:25:38Z")

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Do you need to avoid trademarked brand names? I figured I’d ask before people start offering ideas containing those.

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**Author:** ![shadowfax](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/shadowfax/32/13026_2.png) [@shadowfax](https://community.cartalk.com/u/shadowfax)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 2:28pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/3 "2018-05-31T14:28:38Z")

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Bad Rings Smoked Ale

If you want to get really esoteric in a way that some of your museum docents might recognize, call it October 1914, because Model T engines prior to that date lacked drain holes in the valve chambers, and tend to fill up with oil, causing them to smoke unless you drill some yourself.

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**Author:** ![hrowan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@hrowan](https://community.cartalk.com/u/hrowan)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/4 "2018-05-31T14:31:21Z")

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yes, probably best to avoid trademarked brand names.

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**Author:** ![hrowan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@hrowan](https://community.cartalk.com/u/hrowan)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/5 "2018-05-31T14:33:13Z")

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haha, love it! none of the attendees to the event would get it, but I like it…

Bad Rings Smoked Ale is good too!

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**Author:** ![the\_same\_mountainbike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@the\_same\_mountainbike](https://community.cartalk.com/u/the_same_mountainbike)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 3:59pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/6 "2018-05-31T15:59:02Z")

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You could call it “Smokey Scottish Ale”.

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**Author:** ![circuitsmith](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/circuitsmith/32/40376_2.png) [@circuitsmith](https://community.cartalk.com/u/circuitsmith)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/7 "2018-05-31T17:33:08Z")

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Here’s a few:

Torque, quarter mile, steel belted, head liner, filler up, high test, lug wrench, blinker fluid, fan belt, formula one, open road.

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**Author:** ![eddo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/eddo/32/2594_2.png) [@eddo](https://community.cartalk.com/u/eddo)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/8 "2018-05-31T17:38:10Z")

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that’s a bummer. I bet you’d sell a lot of beer if you called it “Budwiser.”

😃

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**Author:** ![pyrolord314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@pyrolord314](https://community.cartalk.com/u/pyrolord314)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/9 "2018-05-31T17:38:59Z")

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> [@hrowan](#):
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> The beer is a Smokey Scottish Ale. Ideas?

I usually come up with the best names when I can sample the product 😉 🍻

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**Author:** ![jtsanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@jtsanders](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jtsanders)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 6:43pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/10 "2018-05-31T18:43:36Z")

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Dont use Old Engine Oil. It’s already taken, and a great beer, too.

Antifreeze is generic.  
Beltline.  
Flex fuel  
Supercharger

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**Author:** ![shadowfax](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/shadowfax/32/13026_2.png) [@shadowfax](https://community.cartalk.com/u/shadowfax)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/11 "2018-05-31T19:04:53Z")

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Fun beer trivia: Old Speckled Hen is named after a car. The former brewery was in an old MG factory, and MG commissioned it to do a commemorative beer for them.

MG workers in the factory used a ratty old MG to run around the factory in. It got splashed with paint flecks over the years, so they called it the “awd speckled 'un,” and that’s how the beer got its name.

Pretty good beer, too.

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**Author:** ![the\_same\_mountainbike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@the\_same\_mountainbike](https://community.cartalk.com/u/the_same_mountainbike)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 7:47pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/12 "2018-05-31T19:47:05Z")

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How about “Smokey Scottish Lubricant”?

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**Author:** ![anon86613489](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@anon86613489](https://community.cartalk.com/u/anon86613489)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/13 "2018-05-31T20:07:17Z")

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> [@shadowfax](#):
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> Pretty good beer, too.

Absolutely, you can get it dk too.

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 8:29pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/14 "2018-05-31T20:29:02Z")

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**S** eal **C** ove **A** uto **M** useum

SCAM’s Scottish Ale

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**Author:** ![shanonia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@shanonia](https://community.cartalk.com/u/shanonia)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 8:30pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/15 "2018-05-31T20:30:24Z")

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hemi head  
turbo  
blow-by  
wasted spark

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**Author:** ![hrowan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@hrowan](https://community.cartalk.com/u/hrowan)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 8:30pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/16 "2018-05-31T20:30:28Z")

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thanks but we trying to avoid the acronym “SCAM” like the plague, for obvious reasons!

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 8:48pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/17 "2018-05-31T20:48:19Z")

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Because you are asking on this site, how about  
Tappet Ale,  
Tappet Bros. Ale,  
Tappets Scottish Ale,  
Tappet Bros. Scottish Ale

Only federal trademark that comes close is  
GAMMEL OPLAND AQUAVIT SIDEN 1891 DESTILLERT, MODNET OG TAPPET I NORGE NORSK FATMODNET AQUAVIT OPLANDSKE SPRITFABRIK FUSELFRI DOBBELT DESTILLERT LIVERPOOL 1886 PARIS 1888 STOCKHOLM 1897 BERGEN 1898  
[http://tmsearch.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4805:6lh4n.2.3](http://tmsearch.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4805:6lh4n.2.3)

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 9:02pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/18 "2018-05-31T21:02:22Z")

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Oil Burner Smokey Ale

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/19 "2018-05-31T21:58:34Z")

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Hemi-head beer.

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 11:38pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/need-automotive-name-for-beer/118418/20 "2018-05-31T23:38:48Z")

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Per a long time member of his forum maybe Rod Knox would work. I think it’s kind of a very cool ID.

There’s a dark ale by the New Belgium Brewing Company called Fat Tire but that gets into licensing issues.

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