# Name Ray's 1987 Colt Vista

**URL:** <https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629>\
**Category:** The Show\
**Created:** [August 15, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629 "2012-08-15T13:44:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tom\_and\_Ray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/96bed5/32.png) [@Tom\_and\_Ray](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Tom_and_Ray)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/1 "2012-08-15T13:44:34Z")

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What’s your suggestion?

![](http://cdn.vanillaforums.com/cartalk.vanillaforums.com/FileUpload/6d/e321519d6b7e7b9d0ea688f5641c38.jpg)

(Flickr image/Oran Viriyincy)

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**Author:** ![hondahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4af34b/32.png) [@hondahoney](https://community.cartalk.com/u/hondahoney)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/2 "2007-09-15T18:13:23Z")

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Name it Hamlet… because it’s a moving tragedy.

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**Author:** ![michaelp29](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@michaelp29](https://community.cartalk.com/u/michaelp29)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2007, 12:15am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/3 "2007-09-16T00:15:58Z")

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Your colt should be named “Dog Meat”. After the movie Caddy Shack 2. In that movie, Jackie Mason’s horse that kept farting was named Dog Meat.

Michael Porcenaluk  
Huron, OH

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**Author:** ![michaelp29](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@michaelp29](https://community.cartalk.com/u/michaelp29)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2007, 12:17am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/4 "2007-09-16T00:17:01Z")

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Well put!

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**Author:** ![Mike\_Peissner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Mike\_Peissner](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Mike_Peissner)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2007, 5:32am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/5 "2007-09-16T05:32:59Z")

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“Old Paint”… for obvious reasons…

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**Author:** ![mr\_josh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/mr_josh/32/3008_2.png) [@mr\_josh](https://community.cartalk.com/u/mr_josh)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2007, 7:47am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/6 "2007-09-16T07:47:57Z")

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Ploppy. Or if you are familiar with the car, you can us the informal Ol’ Ploppy.

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**Author:** ![torquetoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@torquetoy](https://community.cartalk.com/u/torquetoy)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/7 "2007-09-16T23:58:06Z")

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call it CONAN - is this the car he refuses to change the oil?

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**Author:** ![AmyThatsAll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AmyThatsAll](https://community.cartalk.com/u/AmyThatsAll)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/8 "2007-09-17T02:38:34Z")

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Something about this car reminds me of my first car. I needed a car in college because I was working on a field study, so my Dad bought me a 64 Volkswagen Bug, this was 1977 or so. I knew how to drive an automatic but this car was a stick and there were a lot of hills between my dorm and the field study. He and my brother brought it down and left it without even giving me a lesson. The name she got was “Dammit”. Somehow, I’ll bet you’ve even called this car that name, or worse, a time or two!

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**Author:** ![jmfay3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jmfay3](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jmfay3)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 1:09pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/9 "2007-09-17T13:09:51Z")

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Last Resort LR for short because no one would be caught dead in her except if they were hauling junk!!!

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**Author:** ![shmiley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@shmiley](https://community.cartalk.com/u/shmiley)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/10 "2007-09-17T16:55:21Z")

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Jethro

Because Jethro also had a rope for a belt.

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**Author:** ![jannemj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a587f6/32.png) [@jannemj](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jannemj)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/11 "2007-09-17T21:07:01Z")

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Mr.Toad

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**Author:** ![MrPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecccb3/32.png) [@MrPhil](https://community.cartalk.com/u/MrPhil)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/12 "2007-09-17T22:12:55Z")

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1. Dolt Colt
2. Foggy Gray
3. Riceburner

Take any… they’re all free!

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**Author:** ![jtsanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@jtsanders](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jtsanders)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/13 "2007-09-17T23:02:01Z")

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Aw, c’mon! There will be no wild rides in this jalopy. ;^)

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**Author:** ![Jbentley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jbentley](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Jbentley)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/14 "2007-09-18T00:58:02Z")

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Good Lord!  
Does Ray own a sexy car?

Human life is far too short for a Colt of any variety.

I typed “fart too short” the first time. Sigh.

Love the show. Yeah… I’m a geek from GA tech.

jbentley

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**Author:** ![haglered](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/haglered/32/159_2.png) [@haglered](https://community.cartalk.com/u/haglered)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 3:42am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/15 "2007-09-18T03:42:55Z")

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How about just Plodder (it doesn’t look like it can gallop to me)

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**Author:** ![Scrrowl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Scrrowl](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Scrrowl)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 9:29am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/16 "2007-09-18T09:29:29Z")

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I was thinking it would be better named “Windows For Workgroups”.

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**Author:** ![steve64h](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@steve64h](https://community.cartalk.com/u/steve64h)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/17 "2007-09-19T02:00:58Z")

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Carson  
Tommy, I think you have some great cars. Stop letting everyone put them down. If most people had bought this car new and lived in the northern part of the country, it would be rusting in a junkyard somewhere. Congrats on keeping it on the road.  
By the way, are you still running the same oil in it? I think you guys said you had an experiment going on where you don’t change the oil in one of your cars to see if that actually kills it.

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**Author:** ![gemini535](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@gemini535](https://community.cartalk.com/u/gemini535)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/18 "2007-09-19T14:32:57Z")

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Peristalsis.

How is it in reverse?

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**Author:** ![CoffeeJock](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/coffeejock/32/364_2.png) [@CoffeeJock](https://community.cartalk.com/u/CoffeeJock)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/19 "2007-09-19T17:26:39Z")

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This car screams “Bertha” to me.

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**Author:** ![Alison](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/alison/32/5661_2.png) [@Alison](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Alison)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/name-rays-1987-colt-vista/4629/20 "2007-09-19T18:05:30Z")

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Timmy. Timmmmayyyyy!

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