# Missing wife, missing truck **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [May 12, 2020, 9:45pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/missing-wife-missing-truck/164236 "2020-05-12T21:45:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![VDCdriver](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/vdcdriver/32/30_2.png) [@VDCdriver](https://community.cartalk.com/u/VDCdriver)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 9:45pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/missing-wife-missing-truck/164236/1 "2020-05-12T21:45:07Z")
For a few chuckles… **Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home**! **Officer:** **Age?** **Husband:** **I’m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don’t do birthdays** **.** **Officer:** **Height?** **Husband:** **I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.** **OFFICER :** **Weight?** **Husband:** **Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.** **OFFICER :** **Color of eyes?** **Husband:** **Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.** **OFFICER :** **Color of hair?** **Husband:** **Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.** **OFFICER :** **What was she wearing?** **Husband:** **Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.** **OFFICER :** **What kind of car did she go in?** **Husband:** **She went in my truck.** **OFFICER :** **What kind of truck was it?** **Husband :** **A 2017, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 , with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine, ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option,** **led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Towing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.** **At this point the husband started choking up.** **OFFICER** **: Take it easy sir,** _ **We’ll find your truck.** _ ---
**Author:** ![Renegade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Renegade](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Renegade)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 10:23pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/missing-wife-missing-truck/164236/2 "2020-05-12T22:23:12Z")
Hope she did not take his dog as well that is just as bad as taking the truck. ---
**Author:** ![Rod-Knox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Rod-Knox](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Rod-Knox)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/missing-wife-missing-truck/164236/3 "2020-05-12T23:27:37Z")
here’s the classic Tom and Ray tale > **[The Husband Store – Still True](http://www.jokesoftheday.net/joke-The-Husband-Store-8211-Still-True/2017032149)** > > \[55639\] A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and... ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/bing/32/4619_2.png) [@bing](https://community.cartalk.com/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 12:35am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/missing-wife-missing-truck/164236/4 "2020-05-13T00:35:52Z")
Ya ha ha. I had to bookmark that one but I wasn’t sure what folder to put it in. Couldn’t decide if it fit better in the beer or the hunting folder. ---
**Author:** ![Cavell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/cavell/32/43396_2.png) [@Cavell](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Cavell)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 2:15am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/missing-wife-missing-truck/164236/5 "2020-05-13T02:15:07Z")
My boss met wife #3 at diner when he was 60 yrs old… She was his waitress. I told him it should be easy to find a rich widow. He did not listen to me. ---
**Author:** ![Marnet](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/marnet/32/41_2.png) [@Marnet](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Marnet)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 6:10am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/missing-wife-missing-truck/164236/6 "2020-05-13T06:10:01Z")
> [@bing](#): > > Couldn’t decide if it fit better in the beer or the hunting folder. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![jtsanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@jtsanders](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jtsanders)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 10:33pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/missing-wife-missing-truck/164236/7 "2020-05-13T22:33:39Z")
> [@Cavell](#): > > I told him it should be easy to find a rich widow. He did not listen to me. Maybe that’s not what he was looking for.