# Jokes about driverless cars

**URL:** <https://community.cartalk.com/t/jokes-about-driverless-cars/128973>\
**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [November 16, 2018, 7:31pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/jokes-about-driverless-cars/128973 "2018-11-16T19:31:41Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 7:31pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/jokes-about-driverless-cars/128973/1 "2018-11-16T19:31:41Z")

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> No. 0006 : The good news is that thanks to autonomous vehicles, teenage car fatalities are at record lows. The bad news is that teenage pregnancy rates are at an all-time high.
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> No. 0007: Apparently I’m worthless. I was in the street at the same time as a baby, an old man and a stray dog, and an autonomous car avoided all of them and swerved into me!

> **[Jokes From the Future (Published 2018)](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/11/16/magazine/tech-design-jokes-future.html)**
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> Comedy helps us understand the world. What about the world we’re headed for?

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**Author:** ![jtsanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@jtsanders](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jtsanders)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/jokes-about-driverless-cars/128973/2 "2018-11-16T23:58:44Z")

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Fun stuff, even the ones about things other than driverless cars. Thanks for the Friday laughs.

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**Author:** ![George\_San\_Jose1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e5b9ba/32.png) [@George\_San\_Jose1](https://community.cartalk.com/u/George_San_Jose1)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 4:00am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/jokes-about-driverless-cars/128973/3 "2018-11-17T04:00:39Z")

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Do driverless cars ever get parking tickets? How would they pay the parking meter?

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**Author:** ![macfisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@macfisto](https://community.cartalk.com/u/macfisto)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 5:47am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/jokes-about-driverless-cars/128973/4 "2018-11-17T05:47:37Z")

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Ok, it’s a comic and not a one-liner, but I’ve always liked this one:

> **[Driving](https://xkcd.com/1559/)**
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> Sadly, it probably won't even have enough gas to make it to the first border crossing.

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**Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 5:49am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/jokes-about-driverless-cars/128973/5 "2018-11-17T05:49:55Z")

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> [@George\_San\_Jose1](#):
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> Do driverless cars ever get parking tickets? How would they pay the parking meter?

They wouldn’t have to. They’d see the meter maid coming and move to another spot or circle the block until the meter maid leaves.

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**Author:** ![RandomTroll](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/randomtroll/32/12184_2.png) [@RandomTroll](https://community.cartalk.com/u/RandomTroll)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/jokes-about-driverless-cars/128973/6 "2018-11-17T21:17:49Z")

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> [@macfisto](#):
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> Ok, it’s a comic and not a one-liner, but I’ve always liked this one:

I was passing the Kwik-E mart on University & Central (Albuquerque) when one of the homeless guys drove off with the car whose owner had left it running while filling up then gone inside for a beer.