# Horses Not to Bet On

**URL:** <https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424>\
**Category:** The Show\
**Created:** [June 26, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424 "2009-06-26T18:10:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tom\_and\_Ray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/96bed5/32.png) [@Tom\_and\_Ray](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Tom_and_Ray)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/1 "2009-06-26T18:10:06Z")

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“Free to Good Home,” “Sir Limps-A-Lot,” “Why’s Everyone Running So Fast?”

All excellent names for not-so-excellent race horses. (You can see the full list that Tom recently read on the show, [right here](http://www.cartalk.com/content/read-on/2009/06.27.html).)

Got a few suggestions of your own? We’d love to hear what you have in mind! You can share them right here.

Your in avoiding the glue factory,

Tom, Ray, and all of us at Car Talk Plaza

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**Author:** ![Micycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@Micycle](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Micycle)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/2 "2009-06-27T16:35:30Z")

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Baby Steps

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**Author:** ![Micycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@Micycle](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Micycle)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/3 "2009-06-27T16:40:11Z")

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Hesitation

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**Author:** ![Micycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@Micycle](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Micycle)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/4 "2009-06-27T16:41:28Z")

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Just Grazing

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**Author:** ![Micycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@Micycle](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Micycle)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/5 "2009-06-27T16:44:16Z")

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Group Hug

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**Author:** ![jtsanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@jtsanders](https://community.cartalk.com/u/jtsanders)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/6 "2009-06-27T17:15:51Z")

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Asthmatic  
Hop-along  
Lead Belly  
Today’s Special  
Uphill All the Way  
Coal Miner’s Daughter  
16 Tons  
Rotunda

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**Author:** ![oldschool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e19adc/32.png) [@oldschool](https://community.cartalk.com/u/oldschool)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/7 "2009-06-27T20:35:39Z")

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Fiat/Chrysler and his stable mate Government Motors

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**Author:** ![Zenyatta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ad7895/32.png) [@Zenyatta](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Zenyatta)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/8 "2009-06-28T20:10:38Z")

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Actual name of a horse which raced, Half Fast.

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**Author:** ![AHSELLE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/90ced4/32.png) [@AHSELLE](https://community.cartalk.com/u/AHSELLE)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 7:21pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/9 "2009-06-29T19:21:32Z")

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FLATLINE  
DOGCHOW  
THESE

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**Author:** ![Triedaq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Triedaq](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Triedaq)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/10 "2009-06-29T20:18:10Z")

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Glue Factory

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**Author:** ![bugsmasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@bugsmasher](https://community.cartalk.com/u/bugsmasher)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/11 "2009-06-29T22:56:16Z")

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Hoof Hearted

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**Author:** ![circuitsmith](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/circuitsmith/32/40376_2.png) [@circuitsmith](https://community.cartalk.com/u/circuitsmith)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/12 "2009-06-29T23:26:09Z")

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Old Card Table (legs fold under)

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**Author:** ![Dorken\_Vader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dorken\_Vader](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Dorken_Vader)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:46am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/13 "2009-06-30T00:46:14Z")

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you win.

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**Author:** ![meanjoe75fan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/meanjoe75fan/32/552_2.png) [@meanjoe75fan](https://community.cartalk.com/u/meanjoe75fan)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 3:56am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/14 "2009-06-30T03:56:28Z")

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For a harness-racing horse: “hugs+kisses.”

(For those who’ve read a racing form, “X” means “broke stride,” and “O” means “ran outside”–i.e. wide. So this would be a horse that was always breaking stride and/or running wide on the turns.)

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**Author:** ![researcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/edb3f5/32.png) [@researcher](https://community.cartalk.com/u/researcher)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/15 "2009-07-01T17:36:57Z")

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Eighth Horse

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**Author:** ![Caller\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8797f3/32.png) [@Caller\_X](https://community.cartalk.com/u/Caller_X)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/16 "2009-07-01T21:57:38Z")

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Aren’t they limited to 13 letters in the name?

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**Author:** ![zack1980](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/74df32/32.png) [@zack1980](https://community.cartalk.com/u/zack1980)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/17 "2009-07-04T06:38:04Z")

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Daddy’s Little Tax Deduction  
Ivana Tinkles

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**Author:** ![pverlee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pverlee](https://community.cartalk.com/u/pverlee)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/18 "2009-11-24T18:01:52Z")

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Hooves o’ Concrete

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**Author:** ![common-sense-answer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/common-sense-answer/32/716_2.png) [@common-sense-answer](https://community.cartalk.com/u/common-sense-answer)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/19 "2009-11-24T18:37:30Z")

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Spell It : "Hors D’oeuvres"  
Pronounce It: "Horse Doovers"  
CSA

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**Author:** ![common-sense-answer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/cartalk/user_avatar/community.cartalk.com/common-sense-answer/32/716_2.png) [@common-sense-answer](https://community.cartalk.com/u/common-sense-answer)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://community.cartalk.com/t/horses-not-to-bet-on/32424/20 "2009-11-24T19:04:14Z")

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Jockey Itch  
CSA

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