You think thr 2500 year reference was a MATH ERROR? You truly have no sense of humor.
You probably never heard the show about the guy who bought a new car and put a bra on it to protect the paint. He was told by someone that high speed driving with the bra could cause the bra to flutter and damage the paint. He made a weekly 1 hour expressway trip and he was taking it off then putting it back on after the trip. To correctly refasten the bra took him a half hour and he was getting tired of it and did the brothers have a fix?
They assured them they did. The told him to go to the nearest Kmart, look for a parking place between two big 2 door American cars ant take his time, have coffee and whatever horrible concoction the served for food. He said, but what am I buying? They told him he didn’t have to buy anything, he could go out to his car which now had door dings on both sides and just get on with his life.
That is from my memory and not word for word, but you get the idea…I hope.