“Cover the valve stem caps with Crazy Glue or other strong adhesive just before you leave the vehicle.”
Ummm…No.
Since Crazy Glue dries within seconds, this absolutely would not work. And, the chance of some of that glue dripping into the tiny gap between the valve caps and the valves (thus making it impossible to remove the valve caps) makes this a VERY risky proposition–in addition to the fact that it would not snare the offender.
Please ignore the advice about using Crazy Glue or other Cyanoacrylate glues.