What's Your Favorite Bumpersticker?

My inlaws have this one. Fish and darwin with legs
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“I express my individualality with mass produced bumper stickers”

“Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an ###hole.”

“My Labrador Retriever is smarter than your Honor Student”

A popular one around here at one time:

“Don’t tell my mom I work in the oilfield. She thinks I play piano in a wxxxxhouse”.

I always liked “My gamer fragged your honor roll student”

sex is like pizza: when it’s good, it’s really good, and when it’s bad it’s still kinda good

I’ve been in emergency field medicine for several years and came up with this - “EMS: Fighting Darwinism every day. You’re welcome.” It’s a nice way of saying, ‘saving stupid people from themselves’ :slight_smile:

“What if the whole world farted at once?”

“Fat people are harder to kidnap.”

“If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk”

Seen in a Port Townsend cafe :

“Buckle Up. It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.”

My Other Car Is A Piece Of Crap Too

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Got milkweed?

Seen years ago in Kansas City: “I’m Hung Like Einstein And Smart As A Horse”.

Decades ago I was timing my way up a hill on Dolores Street in San Francisco in my 6 volt Beetle. At the top of the hill was a brand new Jaguar coupe. I was stunned to see this new beauty had a bumper sticker. I sped up to view it, knowing I would have to use my clutch more at the top of the hill’s stop sign to read the bumper sticker. As I closed in I could read, “Driven to Work”. I laughed and still laugh 20 years later.

i never really understood this one until i became a mom: “insanity is hereditary – you get it from your kids!”

(written in elaborate olde English lettering:) Eschew obfuscation

“The more I know about women, the better I like my truck”