But sometimes cops say some pretty dumb things that made me want to pull some witty remarks. I was tailed by this vigilante because he thought I was drunk in the afternoon. For all I cared, someone was trying to have me killed. I drove straight to the local police station for protection. They told me what happened, made me do the breathalizer, and sent me on my way.
Before I pulled into my driveway, I was stopped by the CHP. He gave me a field sobriety test, and concluded that I couldn’t follow his finger. I then told him I just came from the local police station and asked him to check with them. He then asked, “did you pass the test?”
Seriously, speed6, what was I supposed to say? No I didn’t pass the test, but they told me to just drive home carefully and have a nice day. It amazes me how many smart people there are in this world.