How to get a ticket for sure!

Some officers in my little corner of the world take personal offense at the most ridiculous of meaningless violations, For instance, at a major intersection with a railroad crossing bisecting it, traffic often ignores the red traffic signal and makes the left turn while the train has all other traffic stopped. Some officers become livid with anger at the criminals who ignore their order (red light) to stop. My comment to one such officer that he was anally retentive for his anger was not well taken.I hope he never witnesses me running the red light on my shortcut to the supermarket.