LMD - Lost My Dentures
CRWIA - Can’t Remember Who I Am
DILMTSO - Did I Leave My Turn Signal On?
(to kids) TTCD - TURN THAT CRAP DOWN!
(to kids) GOML - Get Off My Lawn
ROFLCGU - Rolling On Floor Laughing, Can’t Get Up
And the ever popular:
WIWAKWHTWTSEDUBWITS - When I Was A Kid We Had To Walk To School Each Day Uphill Both Ways In The Snow