Horses Not to Bet On

Hesitation

Just Grazing

Group Hug

Asthmatic
Hop-along
Lead Belly
Today’s Special
Uphill All the Way
Coal Miner’s Daughter
16 Tons
Rotunda

Fiat/Chrysler and his stable mate Government Motors

Actual name of a horse which raced, Half Fast.

FLATLINE
DOGCHOW
THESE

Glue Factory

Hoof Hearted

Old Card Table (legs fold under)

you win.

For a harness-racing horse: “hugs+kisses.”

(For those who’ve read a racing form, “X” means “broke stride,” and “O” means “ran outside”–i.e. wide. So this would be a horse that was always breaking stride and/or running wide on the turns.)

Eighth Horse

Aren’t they limited to 13 letters in the name?

Daddy’s Little Tax Deduction
Ivana Tinkles

Hooves o’ Concrete

Spell It : "Hors D’oeuvres"
Pronounce It: "Horse Doovers"

CSA

Jockey Itch
CSA

90w

Toyota Accelerator
Lexus Accelerator

Oh, they’re fast, but they die when they careen out of control after the finish line. But only sometimes