Please understand that there is a red light a half block ahead and there is no need to tailgate me if I happen to be in front of you.
Please use your turn signal when right turning into a side road where I or someone is waiting at a stop sign to proceed.
If you habitually drive annoyingly fast then please don’t forget to run during the final portion of your trip after you get out of your car. Also, don’t forget to run back to your car.
Harley riders, please get a better muffler; don’t make me roll up my window while you go by.
One more, don’t drive in platoons on a two lane freeway so left lane hogs are then less of a problem.
There, I feel better!